At 05:07 PM 7/30/96 +1000, Kergma. wrote:

I've sailed the seven seas of yore, and never seen the like,  
The shout arises, 'PUN Ahoy!', as our language shouts 'Yipe!'.
Broadsided on all fronts, these puns can really get my groat,
For they just keep a-doubloon, irrespective of their note.

You are obviously in league with that sea-dog, SkyKnight:), but
what you hope to accomplish I cannot fathom. Eel be the first to
tell you that you've sealed your fate by challenging me ;)

As many run to consult thesaurus (that fearsome ugly beast),
Some rely on native wit, to add that extra flair.
While others lean to poets, to win their respective heats.
Still more sit and frown, hands running through their hair.

Thesaurus? What perspicacity could be gleaned from such a
complitation of synonyms as contained in such a publication?

And when the day ends, and all has been and punned,
Some lie awake at night, thinking of another one.
And so we see, as oft hath happened before,
Those shots in the dark, usually without, 'FORE!'.

Golf now? My good man, the obscure links between your punning
topics are really starting to tee me off ^_^

I now leave this game, @set and @match,
to embark upon other pleasures, some upon the thatch.
Parting is such sweet sorrow, /leaving as well,
I prefer "/quit All, Farewell."

Ar, I see! Or is that I, ar, see! Truly a great place where
we can all get together and pound ranma! ^_-

(*) a 'Pined, Punned, Poem' or a 'Punnish Poem in Pine'. either way, its MIMED.

Poetry? I think you've found the standard of our little
pun war, and managed to lauerate ^_-

									- MW