On Tue, 30 Jul 1996, G.L. Sandborn wrote:

At 11:04 PM 7/29/96 -0700, you wrote:

Joseph Palmer wrote:

New contest: The contest is named after  the author of the immortal lines:

"Bulwer-Lytton Bad Fanfict Writing Contest"

Ranma is dead.

--Hayes

        YOU GOT MY VOTE.

                -- Uncle Fester   (I only keep dead things; they don't run
away.)

Even I will admit that a fanfict that starts with the line "YOU GOT MY VOTE"
may be one of the worst fanficts ever written, I hardly think that it is 
in the spirit of it all. ;)

I was really hoping to see some real creative "bad" writing. Perhaps some
of you lurkers who have never put two sentences together might like to
get your feet wet with just one.

The point is to be creative. 

Now get on with it and write just one cleverly bad tortured sentence
so I can collect them for when RAAC re-opens.

	-- J.

"I was beginning to think this list was a vast wasteland, lately
it's been halfway there."