Subject: Re: [FFML] Bulwer-Lytton Bad Fanfict Writing Contest
From: gaffney@iconn.net
Date: 7/30/1996, 9:53 PM
To: fanfic@fanfic.com

As he (or rather it, for it would be difficult to call him
a him anymore, since any outward appearance of gender had 
obviously disappeared (or at least obviously to everyone else
at Jusenkyo, for he (or rather it, as I had previously
mentioned) seemed not to have taken in his appearance), and
so perhaps a new epithet to describe the gender would be
more appropriate) rose from the pond, a scream erupted 
(or would have erupted, had he had any vocal apparatus
anymore, as it was, it just beeped three times) from him
as he realized (somewhere deep inside him, although outwardly
his thoughts were more to the point of "focus, wide-angle
shot, 400 speed, ready...etc.) that there would be nothing
stopping Akane from thinking he was a pervert now.

--Ranma 1/2:  Is This Canon?


Hope this helps...

--Sean Gaffney
--photography failure