Hmm...
worst thing to begin a fanfic with would probably be somethign along the
lines of 

"Take me off your mailing list PLEASE!!!!!"

But that's just a guess.

Terrry

gee I think we may have  a winner here, it shows such realism and 
emotion almost as if you truely wanted to get off this list ^_^ 

shade and sweet water 
skywise
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