On Sun, 28 Jul 1996 gaffney@iconn.net wrote:

Hey kids!  Did you ever read a fanfic and come across a line that
had you rolling out of your chair with laughter?  Did you find a
paragraph that put a lump in your throat and brought a tear to 
your eye?  Did you read a bit that made you question the author's
already borderline sanity?

I knew what I wanted to answer the minute I read this paragraph...
"Shampoo shook her empty head. It rattled."
I laaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaughed;)
  
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          =     (Juan Valdez!) Highlander ML      E/^ ^ ^\W              
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