I knew what I wanted to answer the minute I read this paragraph...
"Shampoo shook her empty head. It rattled."
I laaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaughed;)

Don't forget to attribute.  I know Kun-chan's a household word, 
but still...

Whose house is she in? ;)

I'm sorry, son, but we don't stock
Lemon fanfics in this shop.
Try Kun-chan's House of Fun
It's quicker if you run.
This is a ML, not a joker's shop!

-Madness, House of Fun (slightly revised)

--Sean Gaffney
--it just came to me...