Ben fled to the lounge and immediately began slugging down
coffee at a prodigious rate.  Nene was already there.
       "Uh, Gryph, I thought you didn't like coffee?"
       "Huh, oh, no, I hate it."
       "So why are you drinking it?"
       "Uh...  Just to confirm the fact that I still hate it."
       "You've had about a pot and a half so far."
       "I know, I really hate it a lot."
       Nene looked at him like he was mad.

	-- Ben Hutchins & Brian Bikowicz, Bubblegum Crisis: 
	   Hopelessly Lost 2


       "Admiral MegaZone...whose other names, should they exist, are
lost to history--like who the fuck was Doctor Pepper anyway?--on
behalf of the entire GENOM Combined Fleet, I hereby offer my
unconditional surrender.  I hope this ushers in a new era of peace 'n
harmony, and clean socks for everyone, or something like that.  Could
someone direct me...to...someplace warm and soft...and kinda
quiet-like?"  Having managed to get those words at least 3/4 out,
[Iczer-2] fell to the floor.

	-- Ben Hutchins, Brian Bikowicz and Rob Mandeville,
	   Undocumented Features 4

Unless you've read the stories these came from(and who hasn't read
Undocumented Features*grin*)you might agree that these two quotes are bad.
I think the first quote fits Gryphon rather well and the second quote needs
to be placed in context.  I suggest you read UF4 if you want to see where it
came from(I highly recommend it).

			WASHU
Oh, don't be shy!  It's just scientific curiosity!  It's healthy!

	-- Ryan Mathews, Tenchi Muyo: Star of Jurai

As anyone who has seen Tenchi Muyo(especially the dubbed one)knows, this is
EXACTLY how Washu acts.

--
Julian Fong                                     jhfong@ea.oac.uci.edu
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"I will chide no breather in the world but myself, against whom I know 
most faults." - William Shakespeare, _As You Like It_, Act 3, Scene 2

     Outlaws Law #1:Reality is just natures way of saying you have no
imagination.