Ok. Here's my favorite.....



                      Formula 119 presents...

                    Shampoo 1/2 - Cat's Cradle

                 A 4-part story based on Ranma 1/2

                           By  BENARES

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Commercial Break:



(We see a bunch of silly children beating up a large white rabbit)



Kids : Silly Rabbit!  Trix are for kids! Trix are for kids!
BWAHAHAHAHA!!

Rabbit : Ow! You're hurting me!



(the kids walk away with a box of cereal, leaving the rabbit to
contemplate the Universe in the rain)



Rabbit : Those kids always get the Trix... W-well, I'll show them! (a
maniacally evil grin on his face)



(the kids are seen beating up on a small Irish man in green)



Kids : These cartoons are pushovers.

Rabbit (pulls out a .45 revolver) : Okay, you little weasels, gimme
the cereal!!



(The kids have little choice in the matter, so they hand over the box
of Trix.  The Rabbit in a fit of insanity tears open the box top and
in one gulp swallows its entire contents)



Rabbit : See? SEE?! I got your stinking cereal!! NYAHAHAHAHA....
ERGH!!!



(the Rabbit barrels over in a fit of agony and clutches at his stomach
in great pain.  We change camera shots to show the emergency room of
Anime Hospital.  The kids are munching away at another box a Trix
while Washuu is strapping various life-saving machinery and hoses to
the much-paler Rabbit.  One of the monitors is beginning to show a
flat-line)



Kids : Now you know why Trix are just for kids, Rabbit!



Announcer : Brought to you by the Adult Coalition Against Funny
Cartoons.

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