On Wed, 24 Jul 1996, Bert Van Vliet wrote:

Greetings again!

[Ordnance listing snipped]

Hey! Beamsats are NOT on the list of approved tournament weapons! ^_^

And Puns are?

       Bottle of Screech    -   Whoops! Wrong province!  ;) *hides that one*

*Finds that one* *Chug**Chug* *Hic!* ^_-

Well, so much for control of his suit.  ^_^ 

Anything could be on the cards, just keep a poker face. ;p

[Pool Proficiency]

Hey, head out to Nova Scotia and I'll lose to you both so bad, you'll never 
poke fun at each other again ^_-

That's my cue to snooker loudly, and regretfully decline the offer. At any
rate, I've chalked my performance up to experience. ^_^

Pool yourself together man! This should be your cue to pocket your first 
victory! Hey, loser can pick up the billiard ^_^

I must admit I wasn't on the ball for that one. Pardon me while I rack my
brain for some more puns.  Let's table this discussion for later. ^_^

Have you gone through the proper motions with the chair, or is there a
have a hidden agenda?  I think we should call for a recess, lest someone 
break our collective pockets and starts calling the penalty shots. ^-^

(Anyone screaming yet?) -_^

Nope ;)
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