Marital Arts 5 - Part IV

 
The basketball players watched as Kuno strolled across the court and 
interrupted their game.  He started to laugh to himself as he 
contemplated the thought of having the power of fear over Ranma. 
 
The stage exploded as the cats sought to flee the fighting.  The tiger 
landed in Kuno's arms. 
 
Kuno:  "I'm sorry, but my heart belongs to another." 
 
Ranma and Ranko came flying out onto the floor.  The tiger 
attempted to hide behind Kuno.  Ranma swung at Kuno, who 
managed to dodge. 
 
Kuno:  "Ranma Saotome!  Have you gone mad?" 
 
Kuno swung at Ranma, but Ranma intercepted the bokken.  The 
bokken turned into a party favor as the floor was shredded into 
ribbons. 
 
Player:  "He didn't even touch it and its like excelsior paper!  What 
	kind of power does he have?" 
Kuno:  "My blade!  How dare you defile such a weapon?" 
Ranma:  "Hsss...." 
Kuno:  "Fetch."  [throws bokken]  "Feh.  The coward has turned tail 
	and run." 
 
Ranma followed the remains of the bokken as it flew out the doorway.  
Akane followed.  Ranko jumped toward Kuno. 
 
Kuno:  "Oh my love!  Come to me!" 
 
Kuno was left unconscious by Ranko, his clothes shredded and 
hanging like rags from his body, his erection clearly visible to 
everyone.  Above him lay the unconscious tiger. 
 
Player:  "Eww!  Look!  Homosexual Bestiality!" 
Player:  "Don't look at him!" 
 
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Ranko bounced after Ranma and Akane, screeching a little at the 
sight of an unconscious Genma dressed as an old woman.  Ranma 
started to rub against Akane's leg, purring as he walked around her.  
Nodoka caught up to her husband.  The twins meowed happily and 
made their way to her.  She let them come up to her, stroking their 
hair as she tried to keep them calm. 
 
Akane:  "Auntie Nodoka!  How will we get them back to normal?" 
Nodoka:  "I don't know, Akane dear.  Maybe if we take them to Dr. 
	Tofu, he'll be able to do something for them." 
 
Ranma and Ranko started to circle each other, sniffing at each other's 
body.  The other students commented that they really seemed to think 
that they were cats.  Ranma started to mount Ranko.  Everyone 
gasped. 
 
Akane:  "Ranma!" 
Nodoka:  "Ranko must be... fertile right now.  Akane, you have to 
	separate them.  Ranma won't hurt you." 
Akane:  "Ranma!  Stop!" 
Ranma:  "Mwrr?" 
 
The girls giggled appreciatively as they saw the bulge in Ranma's 
crotch, his cock straining against the confines of his pants.  None of 
them would admit it publicly, but after talking to Akane about 
Ranma's performance in bed, they had all fantasized about him. 
 
Akane:  "Ranma!  Stop!" 
 
Akane couldn't pull Ranma away from Ranko.  It seemed that Ranma 
was actually going to simulate sex (since he wasn't aware enough to 
take off his pants) with Ranko right there in the courtyard no matter 
what she did. 
 
Akane:  "Ranma you dummy!" 
 
Akane suddenly kicked Ranma and Ranko and watched them fly 
away. 
 
Nodoka:  "Akane, that doesn't solve anything if they land together.  
	Now, where did you kick them?" 
 
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Ranma and Ranko sat outside the Furinkan High pool, topless and 
wringing their clothes.  They had suddenly found themselves in the 
pool. 
 
Ranma:  "What happened?" 
Ranko:  "I remember being surrounded by cats..." 
 
Akane ran into the pool area followed by everyone else.  She was 
relieved that the twins seemed to have returned to normal.  The other 
students looked at the topless Ranma, his cursed form causing a 
collective hyperventilation among the males.  Akane quickly got the 
two to put their shirts back on and took the wet bra from Ranko 
before anyone noticed. 
 
The students cleared a wide path as they made their way home.  The 
only thing that they noticed was that Ranko wasn't wearing a bra and 
the outline of Ranma's crotch in the wet clothes.  Ranko and Ranma 
sighed in relief.  Their secret was still safe. 
 
*************** 
 
Gosunkugi grimaced as the school nurse set his nose.  But Akane had 
touched him, even if it was just with her elbow.  She broke his nose, 
but wasn't that a sign of true affection?  He knew Kuno would agree. 
 
He looked as she bent over him, the opening at the top of her nurse's 
uniform allowing him a view of her generous cleavage.  He stuttered 
an answer to her questions, but his manhood remained unaroused.  
She left to do some paperwork.  Gosunkugi looked over at one of the 
magazines and saw the cover showing a girl in a dress showing less 
than what he had just seen. 
 
He orgasmed in his pants and fainted again. 
 
**************** 
 
Kuno lay unconscious in the gymnasium, the tiger still lying on top 
of his body.  No one had separated them, assuming that Kuno wanted 
to remain that way and not wanting to touch him in any event, his 
predilection for perversion being well known. 
 
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Ranma:  "Are you really hiring a housekeeper?" 
Nabiki:  "With Dr. Tofu and Kasumi working until late at the clinic I 
	don't see why not.  We have enough money." 
Ranko:  "We do?" 
Nabiki:  "I just ran off another printing of that magazine and it sold 
	out again.  We've got an emergency household fund of one 
	million yen and private accounts of about fifty thousand yen 
	each.  Ranko and Kasumi's accounts are twice as large 
	because they were the models.  Here are the bankbooks." 
 
Nabiki placed the bankbooks on the table.  Ranko looked at hers and 
smiled at the thought of having money to spare instead of being broke 
while living on the road. 
 
Ranko:  "And how large is your personal account?" 
Nabiki:  "That is a secret."  [laughing] 
Akane:  "Are there really that many perverts at Furinkan High?" 
Nabiki:  [laughing]  "Of course.  When are you two going to pose for 
	me?" 
Ranma:  "I just can't believe people actually get off on those." 
Nabiki:  "That's because you've had the real thing, Ranma." 
 
Nabiki stretched lazily, letting her leg graze against Ranma under the 
table cover.  Kasumi giggled and snuggled against Dr. Tofu as they 
watched television. 
 
Kasumi:  "We certainly belong to a special family." 
Ranma:  "So when are you going to find your own boyfriend, 
	Nabiki?" 
Nabiki:  "Getting tired of me already, Ranma?" 
 
Nabiki laughed, showing that she wasn't offended by his question.  
Under the table, her foot made its way to playfully caress the crotch 
of his pants.  Ranma returned the favor. 
 
Nabiki:  "Or just exhausted?  I figure I won't have to wait long." 
Ranma:  "What do you mean?" 
Nabiki:  "A good catch is bound to come along sometime.  Think 
	about it.  Before you came nothing ever happened around 
	here.  Well, except for Kuno, but he doesn't count.  Already 
	we've had the two of you get together, Kasumi and Dr. Tofu 
	get together, and Ryoga, Shampoo, Kodachi, and the Golden 
	Pair." 
Ranma:  "Well, what about Kuno?" 
Nabiki:  "Are you serious, Ranma?  I have a reputation to think of.  I 
	can't waste it on a sadomasochistic homosexual bestialitist." 
Akane:  "A what?" 
Nabiki:  "That's what the latest rumors are.  At least after what 
	happened today at school.  And that guy who was taking 
	pictures is a transvestite pornographic peeping tom." 
 
Akane noticed Ranko looking down at her tea. 
 
Akane:  "Are you OK, Ranko?" 
Ranko:  "Yeah... I'm OK, Akane.  Its just Ryoga... and Shampoo." 
Akane:  "I understand."  [taking Ranko's hand]  "They'll come back." 
Ranko:  "Its already been a week." 
Ranma:  "That's normal for Ryoga." 
 
Ranko suppressed the urge to hit Ranma.  He was right. 
 
Ranma:  "You haven't told them about... us.  Are you?" 
Ranko:  "I want to... someday." 
Ranma:  "Don't... don't worry about me." 
 
Ranko and Akane looked at Ranma.  They both knew that he was 
basically giving his permission for Ryoga and Shampoo to make love 
to Akane once they knew about the Marital Arts School; whether or 
not they actually did was up to Akane, but Ranma wouldn't try to stop 
them if she wanted to. 
 
Ranko knew that Ryoga and Ranma still had their problems.  She 
hugged Ranma. 
 
Akane:  "Don't worry about me, either." 
 
Akane took Ranma's hand and lost herself in his eyes. 
 
Akane:  "When did you change so much?" 
 
Akane leaned over to kiss Ranma.  Ranko and Nabiki looked at each 
other with mischievous eyes and crawled under the table cover.  
Akane joined them a minute later as they started to kiss at Ranma's 
cock. 
 
The three of them hit their heads as Nodoka announced the return of 
herself and the fathers.  They just barely managed to resume the more 
innocent pose they affected in public as their parents entered the 
living room. 
 
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Nabiki looked at the housekeeper applicant.  After a small test, she 
seemed competent enough to handle the cooking and housekeeping 
duties.  She was discreet and beautiful, which was perfect in the event 
that she could be persuaded to model for her next pornographic 
magazine.  The only problem was that she was young.  Only sixteen. 
 
Nabiki:  "Are you sure that you can handle both the duties of the 
	position and your schoolwork, Miss..." [checking the resume 
	to make sure she got the name right]  "Kuonji?" 
Ukyo:  "I'm sure.  And please, call me Kyoko." 
Nabiki:  "Well, right now you appear to be the top applicant, though I 
	have some others to interview.  I should be able to let you 
	know within two days." 
 
The two smiled at each other as they both stood up.  Nabiki 
accompanied Ukyo to the door.  Nabiki recalled the events of the past 
two weeks and the secrecy of the family's Marital Arts school. 
 
Nabiki:  "In the event that you are hired, I may ask you to sign a 
	confidentiality agreement.  Due to the events that sometimes 
	happen around the dojo.  Does this bother you, Kyoko?" 
Ukyo:  "Oh, not at all.  I practice martial arts myself, so I know how 
	things are sometimes.  I have no problems with that." 
Nabiki:  "Very well.  I will talk to you soon.  Thank you for 
	applying." 
Ukyo:  "Thank you." 
 
Ukyo walked to the small apartment she had been renting for the past 
few days in her mission to redeem the wrong done to her.  Getting the 
job at the dojo would make things easier.  She had chosen the alias 
'Kyoko' because of the similarity to her own name; so she wouldn't 
get caught forgetting to respond. 
 
She would entice Ranma away from his wife and make him her slave 
with her skills in the Kuonji Style of Marital Arts.  She would then 
dump him, make Ranma suffer the way she suffered after his mother 
brought her back to her family, ridiculed by everyone who had heard 
of what had happened. 
 
In truth, she was afraid.  Afraid that she would once more fall in love 
with him.  What would she do then? 
 
*****************************finis Marital Arts Episode 5 
 
[Author's note:  In Episode 4, all references to "Asuza" should be 
replaced by "Azusa".]