Ranma 1/2-Ranko 1/2:  Marital Arts 
A Lemon Series by J.K. Hayashi 
 
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Standard copyright disclaimer regarding Takahashi, etc., etc., etc.  
Standard lemon warning for those who don't like those stories or are 
too young.  Standard alternate universe warning for those who don't 
like the genre.  Standard script warning for those who don't like 
script format.  Standard Hayashi warning for those who don't like 
reading my stories. 
 
What has gone before: 
Ranma Saotome goes to visit his fiancee Akane Tendo and her family 
accompanied by his mother Nodoka and twin sister Ranko.  While 
there, they learn that not only are they the heirs of the Anything-Goes 
School of Martial Arts, but the heirs of the Almost Anything-Goes 
Marital Arts School. 
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Episode 5:  Weak Spots 
 
Akane soaked in the hot water of the furo, eyes closed as she recalled 
the lovemaking session she just completed with Kasumi and Dr. 
Tofu.  It was, as Nabiki and Ranko had told her it would be, 
extremely pleasurable and physically satisfying.  But she had to admit 
that it hadn't been as emotionally satisfying as it was with Ranma. 
 
Akane wondered if that was the way her sisters felt with Ranma. 
 
Although she and Kasumi and Dr. Tofu had brought each other to 
climax many times, it seemed that she was somehow clinically 
detached from the lovemaking.  She could at last admit to herself that 
there was nothing between Dr. Tofu and herself except as a friend or 
a member of the family. 
 
She stepped out of the furo and dried herself, wrapping a gi around 
her body for cover.  She had taken to wearing nothing but the gi on 
the way to and from the bath, and she and Ranma dressed only in 
their underwear nearly every night while they were in their room.  
The exceptions were when their parents asked to enter. 
 
After she walked up the stairs she paused for a second in front of 
Kasumi's door.  Soun had initially objected to Dr. Tofu moving in 
with Kasumi, but Kasumi reminded him that they were engaged and 
said that a trial period of living together would make for a more 
harmonious marriage.  She continued past Kasumi's door without any 
regret and opened her own. 
 
The room was dark, and Ranma lay with his back to the door.  Akane 
closed the door and let the gi slip from her body.  She slipped in 
under the covers behind him.  He refused to look at her. 
 
Akane:  "Where are Nabiki and Ranko?"  
Ranma:  "I didn't want to... you know.  They offered to stay, but I 
	wanted to be alone." 
 
Akane snuggled up to Ranma and hugged his chest from behind.  She 
wished he would look at her. 
 
Ranma:  "Did you... did you enjoy it?" 
Akane:  "He's very good.  Kasumi's lucky to have him.  Just like we 
	have each other." 
 
They both lay in silence for a moment. 
 
Akane:  "Ranma, what is it?" 
Ranma:  "I was... I wasn't sure that you would come back." 
Akane:  "What?  Why would you think that?" 
Ranma:  "I thought, maybe Dr. Tofu would be so much better than 
	me that you'd stay with him." 
Akane:  "Ranma, you dummy.  Even if he was better than you, I don't 
	love him." 
Ranma:  "I didn't know..." 
Akane:  "Ranma, are you crying?" 
 
Akane lifted her hand to Ranma's face and found the wetness at his 
eyes.  She knew that if she had felt at her own face she would find her 
own.  She had meant that much to him.  She crawled over him, 
turning him onto his back, and kissed the tears away. 
 
Akane remembered he had done the same for her, after he had taken 
her virginity. 
 
Akane lay next to Ranma and pulled his body onto her own, shifting 
him downward so that his face lay nestled against her breast, his 
hand resting on her waist.  Akane's hand rested on his back, the other 
finding its own spot on the back of his head. 
 
Akane:  "Do you want to make love?" 
Ranma:  "Can I just hold you?" 
 
Akane nodded and stroked Ranma's hair, playing with the strands 
between her fingers.  Ranma soon fell asleep. 
  
Akane:  "What if we started over, Ranma?  Just be boyfriend and 
	girlfriend and find out everything about each other?  Would 
	that convince you I'd never leave?" 
 
Akane hugged Ranma a little closer to herself and closed her eyes. 
 
*************** 
 
Gosunkugi sat outside the gymnasium window, taking pictures of the 
female gymnasts in their gym shorts.  
 
Gosunkugi:  "Oh... so beautiful...  So sensuous...  Akane Tendo... 
	Ranko Saotome... I love you..." 
 
Gosunkugi took out some photos from his collection and spread them 
on the ground.  He rubbed his crotch as he started to salivate. 
 
Gosunkugi:  "So sexy..." 
 
Gosunkugi orgasmed and lost consciousness, his head falling forward 
until it hit the ground.  Ranma, who had been playing soccer, noticed 
the ostrich-like shape by the gymnasium window.  He went over to 
investigate while the rest of the players followed in curiosity. 
 
Gosunkugi fell over and rolled onto his back.  Ranma was outraged at 
the photographs of Akane and Ranko, but was afraid of touching 
them (not knowing what else Gosunkugi used them for).  Ranma was 
surprised when Nabiki showed up with a flame-thrower and burnt the 
photos. 
 
Nabiki:  "Don't worry, Ranma, I'll handle this."  [turning to the 
	conscious and out of breath Gosunkugi on the ground and 
	pointing the flame-thrower at him]  "So, it appears the 
	rumors were true.  Are there any other photographs of either 
	my sister or sister-in-law?" 
 
Gosunkugi recognized his precarious position, so he emptied out his 
library of photographs onto the ground.  Nabiki quickly destroyed 
them all. 
 
Nabiki:  "As their agent, if I ever find you in possession of any non-
	official photographs again, I will have to take drastic 
	measures and dry that stain... permanently." 
 
Gosunkugi gulped nervously as Nabiki sent a blast of flame darting 
close to his crotch.  The crowd that had gathered looked at the wet 
spot on his pants and murmured among themselves.  He was just glad 
he didn't soil himself. 
 
*************** 
 
Ranma and the others went back to playing soccer.  He hoped that 
what Nabiki did would solve the problem.  He didn't like to beat up 
on defenseless people, but this was Akane and Ranko that guy was 
going after. 
  
Ranma:  "I never noticed him before." 
Daisuke:  "Who, Voodoo Spike Gosunkugi?  He's the type no one 
	notices." 
Hiroshi:  "But he is the type that'll get arrested and placed in a mental 
	institution." 
 
*************** 
 
Gosunkugi:  "That fool Saotome!  He's the one to blame for all of 
	this.  Coming out of nowhere and winning my Akane's hand 
	overnight.  That fool Saotome!" 
 
Gosunkugi secured the candles to his head with his bandanna, 
lighting them as he took out his voodoo doll, hammer, and trusted 
five-inch nail.  He started to pound the nail into the doll. 
 
Gosunkugi:  "That fool Saotome!"  [hits himself with hammer]  "Feh.  
	The last indignity." 
 
Gosunkugi screamed and ran around the courtyard as his hair caught 
fire. 
 
*************** 
 
Kuno ran into the courtyard as the school day ended, chasing down 
Ranma. 
 
Kuno:  "Ranma Saotome!  Prepare yourself." 
Ranma:  "Hi, Blue Blunder." 
 
Kuno swung his bokken at Ranma, who dodged and kicked Kuno in 
the face.  Kuno flew backwards and landed on the ground. 
  
Ranma:  "Long time no see.  Is there something I can do for you?" 
Kuno:  "Its after the fact now, but..." 
 
Kuno handed Ranma a letter of challenge as the other students 
mumbled among themselves.  Akane and Ranko walked out of the 
gym and up to Ranma, with Akane taking his hand in her own, 
causing even more comment.  Kuno jumped toward them. 
 
Kuno:  "Akane Dendo!  Wanko Saodome!  Look whad I can do wid 
	my dongue!" 
 
Kuno waved his tongue at the two girls, hoping to impress them with 
the oral skills he had learned from his sister.  He ran into Ranko's 
foot and was knocked back onto the ground again.  Everyone left him 
there and went home. 
 
Gosunkugi:  "Every man has a weak spot.  Find it and he's finished." 
 
Kuno looked up to see someone with his head completely wrapped in 
gauze looking down at him. 
 
Kuno:  "What are you?" 
Gosunkugi:  "Freshman Group F.  Hikaru Gosunkugi.  You wouldn't 
	know me.  No one does.  But I know Ranma Saotome.  Shall 
	I tell you his weak spot?" 
Kuno:  "Do you think that I've fallen so low as to strike secretly at my 
	enemy's weak spot?" 
Gosunkugi:  "Ok, good-bye." 
Kuno:  "What is it?" 
Gosunkugi:  "What?" 
Kuno:  "There is no dishonor in striking at a weak spot openly.  What 
	is it?" 
Gosunkugi:  "But I don't know what it is yet." 
Kuno:  "Then find out, you idiot." 
 
Kuno hit Gosunkugi away with his bokken.  Lower life forms had to 
be properly disciplined. 
 
*************** 
 
Ranma landed on Kuno's head. 
 
Ranma:  "What's up, Gosunkugi?  Why'd you want to meet me here?" 
Kuno:  "What are you doing on my head?" 
Ranma:  "Check it out." 
 
Ranma showed Kuno a letter from Gosunkugi asking him to stand on 
Kuno's head.  Gosunkugi threw a box of small creatures at Ranma.  
Kuno fell onto the floor. 
 
Gosunkugi:  "I never did find his weak spot, so I decided to see if he 
	was afraid of horrible creatures." 
Ranma:  "So that's it, huh?  Looking for my weak spot?  Don't waste 
	your time." 
Kuno:  "Liar!  Liar!  Even Tatewaki Kuno is afraid of these things.  
	And you claim to fear nothing?  If that's the case, if I find 
	out what it is, you will arrange for me to date with your 
	sister." 
Ranma:  "Get bent, upperclasshole." 
 
Ranma left the gym.  Kuno grabbed Gosunkugi and shook him so 
that Gosunkugi got whiplash. 
 
Kuno:  "You must find out what Saotome's weak spot is.  Then we 
	can force him to do our bidding." 
  
Ranma's scream floated into the gymnasium.  Kuno and Gosunkugi 
ran after him, but fell into a pit and had their legs caught in bear 
traps. 
 
Kuno:  [bleeding heavily]  "And why did you dig this pit right here?" 
Gosunkugi:  "Um... I wanted to see if Saotome was afraid of... 
	gangrene?" 
Kuno:  "Gangrene?" 
 
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Ranma walked back to the dojo with Ranko and Akane. 
 
Akane:  "What was it, Ranma?" 
Ranma:  "I don't want to talk about it." 
Akane:  [indignant]  "I told you that I couldn't swim.  I thought we 
	were going to be open with each other." 
Ranma:  "Well..." 
Ranko:  "It wasn't anything.  Nope.  Nothing."