Cue twilight zone music.

 "Presented for your perusal.  A world not unlike our own, yet, slightly
 different. Where a little girl collects things and gives them stupid french
 names.  You have left your reality...and entered...The Kawaii Zone."  
 
 "Oohhh!  That voice is soo  Kawaii!!!   Gilbert!  Gilbert!!!"   
 
 Announcer "Noooooo!!!! STAY AWAY!!!!! GET BACK!!!!! SOMEBODY!!  ANYBODY!!
 HAAAAAAALP!!!!!!!!"


That's right.  From the sick and twisted minds of Ranchan and Eric "Mikado"
Jones comes the Church of Azusa.  

If you love Kawaii things and have a habit of naming your toast Jean Luc,
then this is the place for you.

Your certificate of institutionalization is not necessary but will be
accepted at the door.

We are currently on a membership drive to see if anyone would like to help
us create such a Kawaii Church.  Please note,  This drive is to get the
church started.  All you need do is contact me with ideas on the setup and a
possible title for yourself.  Eric and I will do the rest.

"Ohhh!!!!  That computer is sooo kawaii!!!!"

"Auughhh!  Keep her away!!!!!!!  Uh... respond now.  Operators are standing
by, well at least until Azusa finds out, then she'll probably confiscate the
phones. Somebody!!!!  Anybody!!!!  Hellllllpppp!!!!!!"

p.s. please respond by private e-mail.  I don't need spam on my concience.
Ja ne!!

Ran-chan

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Lucas "RANCHAN" Muzzatti
Science student at U of T     LONG LIVE RYOGA HIBIKI!!!
ranchan@mail.accent.net
                 
                 Member of the Church of Ryoga:
   Protector of Akane while Ryouga's Lost and Ranma's not Around

     "If you killed me right now I'd die a happy man." Ryouga Hibiki
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