This is another satirical thing I wrote a while back... It's not as
funny as the other one...but it makes my point about inapropraite 
crossovers...

Once again. No offence to anyone who posts a fic. You're al legends in my 
book! ;}

P-word.

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Clogged Sink Press Presents:

Ranma 1/2 Fanfiction - 

                       
                       Guyver: Bio Booster Armor Ranma            


By:Plunger

 All characters copyright of Rumiko Takahashi and Shogakukan Inc., except for 
 a few stray Zoanoids... I guess they must belong to Yoshiki Takaya... There
                       was no name tag on the bodies...                                         
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|             Warning: Don't take this seriously. It's silly.                |
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[Story begins...]

[Tendou Dojo, Night]

Ranma pressed the stop button on the VCR control. 

"Whoa! That was cool! I'd love to have that armor! I could get rid of 
Happousai and Cologne and Ryouga and everyone else who pisses me off!" he 
said animatedly. 

He got up and went into the kitchen and opened the fridge door. Inside, 
everything was in perfect order, Kasumi's signature organisation. He looked 
around and pulled out a plate, "Mmmmm... Cold okonomiyaki... Ucchan would 
puke!" 

He sniffed the cold dish and sat down at the table. He gobbled the cold 
okonomiyaki up and then headed up to his room. 

Walking in, he saw his father was taking up the whole bed again,  "Grrrr! 
Shove over, Pop!" 

He pushed the panda to the side and took his shirt and pants off and got into 
bed. He was feeling a little sick as he lay down, but he ignored it and went 
to sleep...

[Tendou Dojo, Morning]

Ranma got up and went out to spar with his father. After a while, he gave up 
and went in for breakfast. He sat down next to Akane, who gave him a funny 
look and said, "Did you stay up and watch that gory cartoon?" 

Ranma nodded eagerly, "Yeah! It was way cool! You should have watched it!" 

Akane hmphed and looked away, "I wouldn't want to! I don't like that sort of 
thing!" 

Ranma smiled evilly, "Yeah... I guess you'd get SCARED, huh?" 

Akane turned and frowned at him, "What do you mean?" she asked venomously. 

Ranma shrugged, "Just that you would have the guts to watch it!" He leered at 
her and she punched him out the door, "Baka!" 

Ranma sat on the ground and stared dizzily at Akane. <If I had that armor, she 
couldn't do that!> he thought, rather ammused. He got up and went back into 
the house. 

Akane glared at him and said, "Come on! We'll be late!" 

He grabbed his bag and threw hers to her and then ran out. 

[Meanwhile, At The Outskirts Of Nerima]

Malmut staggered to the river bank and threw the case into the water. It burst
open and three round objects fell into the water and floated away. He then 
turned and faced his persuers. 

They surged out of the bush and faced him. 

One appeared to be a boy in a samurai robe with a wooden sword. Another wore a 
tiger patterned bandanna and old sytle leg ties over his trousers. The third
wore Chinese robes and thick glasses. They suddenly burst out of their skin,
and in the form of monsters, attacked and tore into him. Malmut opened his 
mouth and spat a thermite grenade at them. There was a massive explosion and
all of them were vapourised in the blast.

[Nerima Street, A Little Later]

They moved swiftly through Nerima, Ranma running along fences and Akane on the 
ground. As they ran, Ranma decided to needle Akane a little more. "You know 
Akane, that punch before was pretty pathetic! You're losing your macho 
muscles!" 

Akane screamed and kicked the fence out from under him. Ranma acked and fell 
into the river. He was used to being kicked by Akane, but was not prepared 
for what happened next. 

Before he hit the water, his face hit a round metal object. There was a sudden 
flare of light and the water was pushed away from him on all sides. The object 
suddenly turned into a mass of silly string and wrapped all around him, 
crawling into his body. He screamed as the string violated his body, coursing 
through him.

Akane was forced to look away as the light flared. It then subsided and she 
could see nothing in the water. She was suddenly aware of a large figure 
behind her. She turned and saw a hideous monster learing at her. It laughed 
evilly and reached for her. 

Grabbing her, it spoke in a gutteral voice, "Where is the unit?" it asked. 

Akane stared in horror as the horrendous beast glared at her. Another appeared 
and said, "Just kill her. She doesn't know anything!" 

The first grunted and reached a clawed hand for her throat. She screamed... 

"RANMA!" 

Suddenly an armored figure lept out of the water and stood facing the monsters. 

"What the hell is that?!" muttered one of the monsters. 

"I dunno" said the second, "Let's kill him!" 

The monster threw Akane on the ground and moved to face the figure. 

It wore heavy plated armor and and had blades on it's forearms and a long 
spire on it's head. In the middle of it's forehead was a glittering metal disc. 
The monster moved in and attempted to grapple with the figure. 

The monster stood some three feet taller than the armored man, but the latter 
was apparently stronger than the former. The monsters arms were broken at the 
elbow and then it was pushed back. 

The blades on the armored mans arms then extended and curved back. The monster
rushed and the armored man slit it's torso open and then cut's head off. It 
body fell to the ground, oozing it's life fluids. 

The second gasped and then attacked him. It leapt at the armored man and was 
kicked back with incredible force. 

The armored man then opened his chest to reveal two massive laser cannons. 
The monster staggered, clutching its wounds. Light gathered around the two 
barrels and then it streaked forth with massive power.

VAAAAASHHOOOOOMMMM!!!!!! (Bad sound effect)

The blast tore the flesh off the monster and then disintergrated its bones, 
leaving only a whisp of smoke. The beam continued, tearing a trench through 
the town for several miles. 

Akane sat on the ground, staring in terrorfied fascination and this being 
that that had just wrought such devastation. It turned and walked over to her. 
She crawled back shivvering, "Stay away from me!" she said weakly. 

The figure stopped, "Akane... What's wrong? It's me... Ranma..." 

Akane stared, "What?" she whispered. 

The figure offered his hand, "Let me help you up" 

She nervously took the offered hand. It was cold and hard like metal, and 
she noticed the voice was flat and robotic. 

She stepped back, "Are you really Ranma?" she asked supsiciously. 

The figure nodded, "Of course. Who do I look like?" 

She swallowed hard and said, "Take a look in the river" 

He walked over to the edge and looked in. He gasped and looked at his hands, 
covered in the plates and mesh, "I'm... I'm... a... guyver..." he mumbled. He 
then put his hands on his mask, "How did this happen?" he whispered. 

Akane, losing her fear came over, "Is that really you, Ranma?" she asked. 

He turned, "Yes" he said. He then shivvered and the armor burst off his body 
and disapeared. 

Ranma slumped forward and Akane caught him. She held him for a moment until he 
recovered. He then stood and looked at her, a concerned expression on his 
face. "Did you see all that?" he asked. 

Akane nodded, "Yes... How could you do that to them...? Even if they are 
monsters..." 

Ranma paled, "I wasn't in control. It was like I was a passenger on a runaway 
train..." 

Akane looked dubious, "What is that thing?" she asked. 

Ranma sighed, "It's seems to be like that suit in the cartoon. It's a sort of 
alien battle armor with heaps of weapons. If I've got the thing, I'd better 
learn to control it. It is obviously very powerful..." 

Akane frowned and nodded, "We'd better go." she said.

Ranma nodded and turned away to get his bag. Akane looked and saw two strange 
marks on his neck, "Ranma, what are those sores?" she asked. 

"Huh?" he said, turning around. 

She pointed to his neck, "You've got two sores on the back of your neck. Where 
did they come from?" 

Ranma felt his neck and said, "It's just like the cartoon..." 

Akane sighed, "I think you've been watching too many cartoons!" 

Ranma shrugged, "What about this... GUYVER!" 

The air around Ranma suddenly filled with energy and the armor appeared behind 
him. It then split apart and wrapped around his body. "How do you explain 
this?" he asked in his robotic voice. 

Akane acked, "Ranma! Don't do that! Someone might see you!" Ranma/Guyver 
shrugged, "In this town... they're bound to find out anyway." 

He then willed the armor away and it disapeared. They moved off and headed 
for Furinkan High.

[Furinkan High, A Little Later]

Ranma and Akane ran through the gates and were met by Upperclassman Kunou. He
put his bokken in Ranma's way and said, "Ranma Saotome, today is your last! It
is time to die at the hands of Tatewaki Kunou!" 

Ranma rolled his eyes, "Not now, Sempai. I've already had one fight today... 
Besides, you might not survive it!" 

Kunou growled and attacked Ranma. Ranma was so stunned he could not do 
anything but put an arm up to defend. Kunou struck him and sent him reeling 
to the ground. 

Ranma staggered to his feet and was suddenly lifted off the ground. The air 
around him flared with light and the armor appeared and attached to him. 
Ranma looked around, everyone was staring. 

Kunou rushed at Ranma and slashed at him with the bokken. Ranma/Guyver caught 
the blade and looked hard at Kunou, the control medal flashing. Kunou stared 
and then attempted to wrest back control of the sword from Ranma. 

Ranma let go and moved back, "Come on, Kunou. Let's see how good you are!" 

Kunou growled and raised his blade, "I do not fight unarmed foes!" 

Ranma/Guyver chuckled, "I could kill you without even touching you... Still, 
if it's a sword fight you want... it's a sword fight you shall have!" 

Ranma flexed his arms and the sonic blades snapped out of their housings. 

Kunou moved slowly, circling. Ranma/Guyver turned, watching him. Kunou suddenly 
lunged and attacked. He swung a mighty blow at Ranma. Ranma blocked the bokken
and then cut it into a hundred tiny pieces. 

Kunou stared at his blade and then Ranma flicked him with one finger, sending 
his flying. Ranma watched Kunou fall and then commanded the suit to leave. It 
flew off him and disapeared. He looked around and found Akane, she wore an 
expression of mixed anger and concern. 

She looked at him and said, "You shouldn't have done that Ranma. You might 
have hurt him! Besides... you let everyone see you" 

Ranma shrugged, "It was so fun though... I could resist it!" 

Akane bapped him on the arm, "Come on! We're late!" Akane dragged him off and 
left many students to gape. They had just seen a Guyver.

Ranma and Akane walked into class, late. Miss Hinako came over, "You delinquent 
students! You're late! I have to punish you!" 

Ranma and Akane paled. Ranma then turned to Akane, "Can I?" he asked. She 
frowned and then said, "Okay. Just this once!" 

He nodded and faced Miss Hinako, "Sorry teach, but the rules just changed!" 
He then jumped into the air, just as Miss Hinako pulled out her coin.

"GUYVER!" The armored appeared and surrounded him as he landed on the floor. 
"Now what, teach?" 

Miss Hinako appeared surprised but was not fazed, "Happou Go En Satsu!" She 
did her power drain move, but Ranma, in the armor, remained unaffected. 
Unfortunatly, the rest of the class was not so lucky. Akane hid behind Ranma 
and was not affected. Miss Hinako had changed forms and was ready to attack, 
"Happo Change Echange!" She threw a blast of energy which hit the armor but 
had no apparent effect. 

"You can't hurt me now. This armor is impervious to anything you can throw at 
me!" Ranma gloated. 

Miss Hinako looked stunned, but tried again. There was no effect. Ranma then 
drew the suits power and used the Gravity Well Cannon. He fired it at her desk, 
causing it to implode. "The next one goes through your head!" he said evenly. 

Miss Hinako subsided and Ranma and Akane took their seats, Ranma sending the 
armor away before he sat down.

[Furinkan High, Afternoon]

Ranma and Akane walked out the gates of the school and headed for home. "I 
think you shouldn't use that thing, Ranma. It's dangerous!" said Akane 
worridly.

Ranma nodded, "You may be right. It's very powerful. I'd better be careful with 
it" They discussed their bizarre experience all the way home and were soon there. 

"You know... Dr. Tofuu might have some ideas about this thing. Maybe we should
go talk to him?" Akane suggested. 

Ranma nodded, "Alright. Let's go." The put their bags down and walked out of 
the house.  

[Meanwhile, In Another Place]

Kunou walked into an office and faced his father, "I do not belive it! How can
that fool Saotome have the Guyver unit?! HOW?!" he ranted. His father looked 
hard at him, "What are you saying? You have found one of the missing units? 
Where?!" Kunou stormed about, "Somehow Ranma Saotome has activated the Guyver,
and he knows how to use it!" The senior Kunou frowned, "This is not good. The 
Guyver is only weapon that can stop the Kunou Corporation's Zoanoids. We must 
destroy or retreive the unit!" Kunou nodded, "How about sending a T1 unit,  
disguised as me?" Kunou senior nodded, "You see to it, but send some others as
well" Kunou bowed to his father and walked out. He'd get Ranma yet.

[Dr. Tofuu's Clinic, A Little Later]

Ranma sat on a chair in the doctor's office. "So. You say you didn't have 
these sores until the incident this morning? What effect have they had on 
you?" the doctor asked. 

Ranma looked nervously at Akane, who nodded. Ranma got up and said, "This 
happened... Guyver!" The suit instantly appeared and bonded to him. 

"Incredible..." whispered the doctor, "A biological symbiotic weapon."

Ranma/Guyver looked at him, "What do you mean?" he asked robotically. 

Dr. Tofuu touched the armor, "Can you feel this?" he asked. 

Ranma nodded, "A little... What did you mean before?" 

The doctor walked around him, "The suit is a living organism. Those marks are 
where it attaches to your nervous system and where you are able to control it 
from. You and it are bonded together... forever" 

Ranma paled, "You mean I'm stuck with it?" 

The doctor nodded, "I'm afraid so. This sort of thing is so far beyond 
experimental that it probably wont be duplicated for hundreds of years!" 

Ranma sent the armor away and sat down. Akane put her hand on his shoulder and 
said, "It's okay, Ranma. You don't have to use it" 

Ranma looked up, "It's not that simple. The suit comes if I'm in danger. I 
can't stop it" 

Akane looked dispondant, "What about those monsters?" she asked. 

Ranma shrugged, "There are probably more... But with the suit, I can take 
them" 

Dr. Tofuu sat down and said, "You will have to face whatever comes when the 
time comes" 

Ranma sighed, "I know... I thought this would be cool! But it isn't..." he 
murmured. 

They got up and Ranma and Akane left the Clinic.

As they walked home, a number of figures lept out of air to land around Ranma
and Akane. "Let me guess, you guys are from Amway, right?" Ranma said 
cheerfully. 

The figures burst out of their skin to reveal their true monster form. Ranma 
sighed, "I have no choice, do I?" 

Akane agreed, "No... None" 

Ranma nodded, and moved forward, "GUYVER!" The suit materialised and 
surrounded him.

He moved to face them, extending the blades, "Come on, you monster scum!" 
The monsters rushed him and he jumped as they struck. He drove a blade into 
the heads of two monsters and then kicked a third. He jumped away and shot a 
fourth with his head laser. There were still four left. 

Ranma ran forwards and slammed one into the ground and then cut it's head off 
with a blade. Two of the others caught his arms as a fourth charged him. He 
struggled against them as the other closed in, it's head spike aimed for his 
chest. He stomped on their feet, causing them to let go and then gutted them 
with the blades. The fourth hit him, but he caught it and wrestled with it. He
was stronger and was able to shoot it in the eye with his laser. It staggered
back and he grabbed it's head. He squeezed and it's skull exploded, showering 
him with it's blood. He let it go and and faced Akane, the monsters blood 
dripping from the armor.

She stared at the carnage around her and then looked at Ranma, shocked, "How 
can you do this? It's brutal!" 

Ranma returned to normal, "It's not really me. The suit acts largely on it's 
own. I attack, but it does the killing blow... most of the time" 

Akane stared, "Most of the time?" 

Ranma nodded, "These are monsters. If I don't kill them, they'll kill me and 
then you, and countless other people. The only way I can be rid of them is to 
destroy them at the source" 

Akane looked down, it was becoming very scary, very fast. 

Ranma saw this and, against his better judgement, hugged Akane and said, 
"Don't worry. I won't let them hurt you" 

Akane smiled, "Thanks, Ranma" 

He nodded, "Come on. We'd better get outta here before anyone finds us" 

Akane agreed and they ran off. 

[Tendou Dojo, Later]

As Ranma and Akane walked into the house, Ryouga sat on the roof of the dojo
and looked at them. <Akane... I love you... With the power the Kunou 
Corperation has given me, I can finally defeat Ranma!> he thought. 

[Tendou Dojo, Night]

Ranma was awakened by someone entering his room, "Who's there?" he asked, 
sitting up. 

Ryouga smiled and grabbed Ranma, "It's me! Lets go outside and *talk*" 

He dragged Ranma out and threw him on the ground, "I now have to power to 
crush you! Give Akane up!" 

Ranma snorted, "Yeah, right!" 

Ryouga burst out of his skin and appeared as a monster, "I am a Zoanoid now 
and I can destroy you!" 

Ranma stared, "You let then turn you into that?! Akane could never love you!" 

Ryouga/Zoinid growled and bared his teeth, "I'll kill you!" 

Ranma stood and faced him, "No, you won't. I've changed too. And I call my 
change..." 

"GUYVER!" 

The suit appeared and merged with him. 

The monster that was Ryouga stared, "How?" he murmured. 

Ranma/Guyver nodded and blew a jet of steam, "I've been asking myself that 
question for a while. After I beat you, maybe I can get some answers out of 
you. You seem to know more than you're telling" 

Ryouga raised his clawed hands and hissed, "Never!" 

Ranma shrugged and extended the blades, "Never is a long time"

Ryouga charged at Ranma, who caught his hands and pushed him back, "Face it,
Ryouga. I'm too strong for you now! You can't win!" 

Ryouga hissed and pushed Ranma away. Ranma fired the head laser, hitting the 
ground in front of Ryouga, "Don't do it, Ryouga! The next one goes through 
you!" 

Ryouga roared and charged. Ranma waited until he near and then grabbed 
Ryouga's head and rammed it into the ground. Ryouga staggered to his feet and 
Ranma put a blade to his neck, "Calm down and I won't kill you!" Ranma said 
evenly. 

Ryouga subsided and Ranma let him go, "Now... Tell me about how this was done 
to you" 

Ryouga glared at Ranma/Guyver and said, "They offered me the power to defeat 
you if I would be part of their experiment. They said all I had to do was be 
a guinea pig" Ranma snorted, "You're already a pig!" Ryouga glared at him, 
"It isn't fair! They turned me into a monster and I still lose!" 

Ranma shrugged, "You shouldn't have let them do it in the first place! 
Anyway... Who was it?" 

Ryouga sighed, "Kunou Corp." Ranma stared, "Kunou's dad's company?" he 
exclaimed. 

Ryouga nodded, "They're more than that, though. They're a whole network. A 
secret society. The only way to stop them would be to destroy their 
headquaters under Kunou manor... But you won't get that chance! I'll kill you 
first!" 

Ryouga jumped up and charged at Ranma. Ranma grabbed his head and threw him 
on the ground. He then fired a laser through Ryouga's shoulder and punched 
him across the yard.

At that moment, Akane came out to what all the noise was. She saw the Ryouga 
monster, but did not recognise him and screamed. 

Ryouga turned, "Akane... No..." 

He jumped up and ran away, leaping over the fence as he went. 

Ranma turned to follow, but then stopped and walked over to Akane, removing 
the armor as he went. "Was that another of those monsters?" she asked. 

Ranma nodded, "Yes. I would have finished him if you hadn't shown up! It isn't 
good having them on the loose!" 

Akane looked at the ground, "I guess so... But killing isn't the answer 
either!" 

Ranma sighed, "Right now I have no other choice" 

She nodded and walked back into the house. Ranma followed her and went back 
to bed.

[Tendou Dojo, Morning]

Ranma got up and did his practice, not letting his father know about the 
Guyver, realising it would just upset him. 

At breakfast Nabiki quietly said, "I saw your little transformation. I got a 
few good pictures, too. It'd be a pity if your father of my dad saw them..." 

Ranma looked coldly at her, "So?" 

"So..." said Nabiki smoothly, "Unless you want me to show them, you'd better 
pay up!"

Ranma smiled, "Unless you want me to obliterate everything you own, I suggest 
you withdraw that threat" 

Nabiki paled. 

"And don't think I haven't got the power" he added for good measure. 

Nabiki subsided, a dark look on her face.

Ranma finished his breakfast and went to find Akane, who was waiting for him. 

As they walked to school, Akane kept looking at Ranma in a funny way. Finally,
Ranma, becoming annoyed, said, "What are you looking at me for?" 

Akane turned away, "Nothing... I was just wondering how you feel about that 
suit?" 

Ranma shrugged, "There's not much I can do about it. So I'm not worrying" 

Akane nodded and gnawed on her lip, an worried expression on her face.

[Furinkan High, A Little Later]

Ranma and Akane arrived and were stopped by Kunou and Ryouga. They however, 
did not seem their normal selves and when they burst out of their skin, proved 
not to be themselves. 

Akane ran behind Ranma, who moved forwards and called the Guyver. The suit 
came and bonded to him. He faced the Kunou and the Ryouga monsters and said, 
"I won't let you hurt anyone here!" 

The monsters laughed, "We just want to hurt you, Guyver!" 

Ranma blew a jet of steam and then extended the blades, "Whatever you want!" 
he said. 

The monsters attacked and Ranma lopped the head of the Ryouga monster, "That 
finshes last night!" he shouted. 

The Kunou monster caught him and squeezed his body. Ranma was crushed in it's 
grip and cried out in pain. He overcame it and drove the blades into the 
monsters shoulders. It screamed and let go. Ranma cut it's arms off and kicked 
it away. It screached and tried to head butt him. He caught it and crushed 
it's skull in his hands. It then fell to the ground, it's brain draining out 
of it's head. 

Ranma sent the Guyver from him and went to Akane. 

She was staring at the mess he had made but was not shocked, "That was quick" 
she noted. 

Ranma nodded, "I'm getting better at using it" 

She nodded and they walked off the class, the bodies disintergrating on the 
ground. 

[Furinkan High, Afternoon]

Ranma walked out of the school with Akane. He thought to himself as he walked,
<I got to stop this. If it goes on, someone is going to get hurt> He looked 
over at Akane, who walked next to him. They soon arrived at the dojo...

[Tendou Dojo, Afternoon]

Ranma and Akane arrived and were met by Ryouga. He did not appeared hurt or to
have been in a fight recently. They gaped at Ryouga, who was wondering why they 
were staring, "What's wrong?" he asked. 

Ranma walked up to him and poked him, "What's wrong? I killed you about four 
hours ago!" 

Ryouga stared, "I only just got into town... I haven't seen you for weeks" 

Ranma shrugged "Weird... So what do you want?" 

Ryouga grinned, "I have come to challenge and defeat you Ranma. You will be 
crushed by my prowess!" 

Ranma rolled his eyes, "Not now, Ryouga, I've got bigger concerns" 

Ryouga turned red, "How dare you brush my challenge aside so calmly?" 

Ranma shrugged, "Like this... Guyver!" The armor appeared and covered his body. 

Ryouga gaped, "How in..." was all he could say. 

Ranma shrugged and said, "I have more important matters to deal with... So 
you'd better get going!" With that, he grabbed Ryouga and threw him over the 
house, and into the pond. 

Akane scolded Ranma, "That wasn't fair! You could have hurt him!" 

Ranma smiled as the armor left, "I used the targeting display to throw him 
into the pond. I couldn't miss" 

Akane frowned and went into the house. Ranma sighed and followed. 

[Tendou Dojo, Evening]

Ranma sat next to Akane, eating quietly. The rest of the family noticed how
distant they seemed. 

"What's up with you two?" asked Nabiki nonchalantly. 

Ranma and Akane looked up and Akane said, "Ranma is being a jerk again!" 

Ranma disagreed, "Akane is being an obstinate tomboy!" 

Akane roared and lept up, grabbing her Kendo stick. She then charged at Ranma, 
who sat there smiling. At the last moment he called the Guyver. It appeared 
and attached to him just as Akane's strike landed. The pole hit and jarred 
out of her hands. She stared for a moment and then kicked him in the head, 
for no decernable effect. 

Ranma chuckled, "As long as I wear this, I'm tomboy proof!" he gloated. 

Akane growled and sat down. Ranma sent the Guyver away and pulled a face at 
Akane. Akane smiled and said, "Ranma... Sometimes you're really dumb!" 

Ranma countered, "No I'm n-" he was cut off as Akane punched him out the door. 

The rest of the family stared. "Maybe I shouldn't have used that magic spice 
Shampoo left behind" said Kasumi, "It must be hallucenogenic" 

The others agreed and went back to eating.

Outside, Ranma considered his options. He could vapourise Akane with the Mega 
Smasher or he could go and destory Kunou and his monster goons. <Hmmm> The
latter sounded a lot more fun. But he'd leave it to tommorow...

[Tendou Dojo, Night]

Akane lay asleep in bed when a dark figure entered throught her window. She
was awakened by their footsfalls on the tiles outside. She sat up and turned 
the light on, "Ranma, you pervert! Get out!" 

She looked and saw one of the monsters. It grabbed her before she could even 
cry out and took her out the window, carrying her away. 

On the bed where she had been, was left a note...

[Tendou Dojo, Morning]

"AKANE!" wailed Soun, crying and flailing about. Kasumi tried to calm him, 
"There, there, father. I'm sure Ranma will find her" she said reassuringly.

Ranma looked at the note and wished he agreed. It read:

Saotome/Guyver,
               I have taken that which you hold most dear. If you wish to see 
               her again, you will come to the Kunou Manor and give yourself 
               up to Kunou Corp.
                                                               Tatewaki Kunou

Ranma crumpled the letter and stood up, "Bastards! I'll kill them!" He walked 
out into the garden. "GUYVER!" he shouted. The armor instantly appeared and  
surrounded him. He gave one last look to a stunned family and then ran off at
high speed. 

He ran swiftly through the streets of Nerima, his heads-up-display showing him 
the way and assisting his movements. He soon arrived at Kunou manor and stood 
facing it. 

"Akane's in there. When I find her, I'll get her out and then destroy this 
place!" He went up to the door and was met by a Zoanoid. 

He cut it in half and punched the door. It vibrated on it's hinges and a deep 
dent was made in it. Ranma was surprised, nothing he had encounted so far 
could take one of his blows. He shrugged and actived the Gravity Well Cannon. 
The door was blasted off it's hinges and Ranma walked in. 

The hallway was dark and cold, but he could see the Zoanoids hiding in the 
dark. He walked along, leaving death and destruction in his wake. 

Finally he found the inner lair of the Zoanoids, a massive chamber filled 
with tanks of green liquid with half formed Zoanoids in them. Ranma moved 
systematicly around, destroying each tank and killing the beast inside. 

He had just finished the last when Kunou, Mousse and Ryouga entered, flanked 
by Kunou's father. "You have destroyed all of our work and for that you must 
die!" said Kunou's father evenly. 

Ranma/Guyver blew a jet of steam, "You first!" He shot a laser and blew the 
elder Kunou's head apart. 

The other three moved apart and burst out of their skin, revealing their 
monster forms.

Ranma extended the arm blades and moved into a stance. Ryouga and Mousse 
attacked from the sides and Kunou charged from the front. Ranma kicked Ryouga's 
legs out from under him and sliced Mousse's arm off. Mousse staggered back,
spurting blood. 

Kunou attacked with a glowing bokken. Ranma was hit in the chest and sent 
flying, his head ringing. He got up just as Ryouga tried to step on him. He 
rolled, cutting Ryouga's leg off in the process. Ryouga fell to the ground 
screaming. 

Ranma got up and shot a laser through Mousse's eye, staggering him. 

Ranma then used the Gravity Well Cannon and blew Mousse's head apart, 
showering everyone in gore. 

Kunou attacked and hit Ranma in the back.

Ranma screamed as the blade stabbed into his back. He pulled away and slashed 
Kunou's face, tearing one of his eyes out. 

Ryouga then jumped onto his back and Ranma stabbed both blades into his body. 
Ryouga gurgled in pain and collapsed on the ground. 

Ranma jumped away from Kunou and said, "This is the end. The end of you and 
your twisted monsters!" 

Kunou smiled, "Maybe, but at least I will have taken all happiness from you!" 

"What?!" said Ranma. 

Kunou laughed loudly, "Hahahahahahaha! Akane is dead. We tried to turned her 
into a Zoanoid, but she died in the process... It happens occasionally. It's 
too bad, she would have been a good Zoinid, she had great agression" 

Ranma screamed his rage, "DIE YOU BASTARD!" 

He opened the chest plates and fired the Mega Smasher. Kunou's laugh was the 
last sound he made as he was anihilated by a massive blast of laser energy. 
His skin was burnt off and his eyes melted. His hair burned away and his 
facial features ran off his bones. The flesh was rended from his body and his 
skeleton was charred black and then obliterated.

Ranma closed the chest plates and looked around. He searched through the 
rubble but could not find Akane. Seaching the rest of the house, he finally 
found her, laying in state in the Kunou chapel. Ranma ran over and picked her 
up in his arms. She was indeed dead. He fell to his knees. <No power is worth 
this price!> he thought wrechedly. 

He raised his head and screamed her name... 

"AKANE!"

He sat up suddenly and looked around. He was in his bed, covered in sweat. 

Genma sat up as the rest of family came in, wondering what the noise was. 
Ranma jumped up and hugged Akane fiercely, "Thank goodness! You're not dead!"  

She looked confused, but hugged him back, "I'm fine Ranma. What's wrong?" 

He let her go and said, "Look at the back of my neck" He turned around and 
she looked at his neck, "What am I looking for?" she asked. 

He turned around again, "Two sores" 

She shook her head, "There aren't any" 

Ranma sighed with relief, "What a relief. That was one mean nightmare!" 

"What nightmare?" Akane asked, confused. 

He descibed it in detail and then said, "That's the last time I eat cold Super 
Supreme Okonomiyaki before bed!" 

Akane smiled at him and said, "You have way too much imagination, Ranma. Go 
back to sleep!" 

Ranma smiled sheepishly, "Guess you're right. Thanks, Akane... I'm glad you're 
not dead" 

Akane smiled as she walked out, "So am I"

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