On Wed, 24 Jul 1996, The Tyrant Pax wrote:

GCV: (annoyed) You're wearing a dress and you're giving me fashion tips? 
    Listen, your ladyship, I need your help and from the look of things, you
    sure as hell need me.

I liked thins, but then, Kuno dosn't where a dress, his Robes have very wide
pants that may look like a dress...

That's my point entirely...

Kasumi: Bloody oath!

Um, what was that?
Isn't it the term "Bloody hell'?
It's not particularly KAsumi like...

It's not meant to be. It's MEANT to unlike her!

Ranma: Where were you guys when I was fighting?! I could have used some help!

Souun: Sorry, Ranma. We couldn't help you there. After all, the plot, and our 
      contracts, require Akane to be kidnapped. (suddenly changes) Oh woe!
      My daughter is gone?! What shall I do?!

Now, It hought that maybe it was becasue the others were unionized...

Something like that...

[Ranma moves on, speaking to each member of his pirate crew. Fortunatly, they
do not sing any songs from the Pirates of Penzance or HMAS Pinafore. Thank 
goodness for small blessings!]

Aw....Ranma should have more Rogers & Hammerstein and Gilbert & SUlivan
songs in it...

I think so... I can just see onna-Ranma doing Scarlet in Gone with the 
Wind...

"I'm the very model of a modren Major General,
I got information on animal, Vegetbal and Mineral
I know the kings of England...

I think I'lll stop this... 

No... Go on...

Wahahaha! Isn't this AWFUL?! I had to post it cause it's SO bad! Don't bother 
flaming me for this. It's not worth the effort!

plunger@yoyo.cc.monash.edu.au

And remember... If someone, somewhere, laughed just once... Then it's all 
been...a complete waste of time....

I loved this...but then, I;m a sucker for Satire....

There, there...

I felt like John Cleesse should of showed up half way through and Said

"And Now for something Compltly Defferant." I odn't know why....

Just do...
                        

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I'm glad someone bothered to comment on it...

P-word.