Michael White verbalized:

And last but not least, the ULTIMATE WEAPON:  PUNS!!!!

What else is there?

I've been quiet for a while - thought I should teach you pups a thing or two
about the art of war.

Shall we begin?  ^_^

Heh heh heh heh heh...

[Pool Proficiency]

Hey, head out to Nova Scotia and I'll lose to you both so bad, you'll never 
poke fun at each other again ^_-

That's my cue to snooker loudly, and regretfully decline the offer. At any
rate, I've chalked my performance up to experience. ^_^

Pool yourself together man! This should be your cue to pocket your first 
victory! Hey, loser can pick up the billiard ^_^

While you two screwballs sink your last shots, I'll just rack up a few
points myself.  But don't let me break your concentration, lest you want to
scratch this match.  I would love to talk about the appearance of my
opponents, alas I've only met one of the two, so I'll bank away from this.

(While SkyLight appears well in solids, I image that Mr. Willard is
comparible in stripes.)

Anyway, I'll retire now so you may line up your returns.

BTW: if you need help - try the almighty magic 8-ball.

Cheers!
AlberCrombie

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