Subject: [FFML SPAM] Of course you know, this means war!!! (Was 'Guess who's back?')
From: Bert Van Vliet
Date: 7/24/1996, 10:19 PM
To: fanfic@fanfic.com

Hail and well met!

Yeah, well, Ontario's practically the 51st state anyway. <g/d/rlh>

HEY!!! Them Thar's Fightin' Words!! Prepar to defend yourselves!!  -_^

*Snaps Ice Suit shut* Come and get me, tinfoil boy ^_-

Let's see now...
        Dual lightsabers -        Check
        Dual swordblades -      Check
        Quad particle-lasers -  Check
        Railcannon -               Check
        Lance -                      Check
        WarHorse -                Check
        Medical coverage -      DOUBLE CHECK!!!!
        Bottle of Screech    -   Whoops! Wrong province!  ;) *hides that one*

And last but not least, the ULTIMATE WEAPON:  PUNS!!!!

Shall we begin?  ^_^

[Pool Proficiency]
Hey, head out to Nova Scotia and I'll lose to you both so bad, you'll never 
poke fun at each other again ^_-

That's my cue to snooker loudly, and regretfully decline the offer. At any
rate, I've chalked my performance up to experience. ^_^

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Bert Van Vliet   SkyKnght@sentex.net
[http://www.jurai.net/~skyknght/index.html]
[Alias SkyKnight: Knight-in-Shining Armour, Punster at large, Die-Hard
Bubblegum Crisis Fan, and writer of Really Long Fanfics!]
"I have a very firm grip on reality....I can reach out and strangle it
anytime I want to!"    ^_^