Marital Arts 5 - Part 2


Ranma walked back to the dojo with Ranko and Akane. 
 
Akane:  "What was it, Ranma?" 
Ranma:  "I don't want to talk about it." 
Akane:  [indignant]  "I told you that I couldn't swim.  I thought we 
	were going to be open with each other." 
Ranma:  "Well..." 
Ranko:  "It wasn't anything.  Nope.  Nothing." 
 
Ranko covered Ranma's mouth with her hands and ran off with him 
to the dojo.  Akane watched them go off and figured that whatever it 
was that affected Ranma must affect Ranko as well.  A small pig 
wearing a yellow collar wandered onto the road in front of her while 
dragging a backpack behind it. 
 
Akane:  "Hi Ryoga.  Did you make it home?" 
Ryoga:  "Bwee!" 
 
Ryoga shook his head "no". 
 
Akane:  "Well, you look tired, so why don't I take you back to the 
	dojo... and Ranko." 
 
Akane smiled as Ryoga blushed, which looked peculiar in his present 
form.  Ryoga followed her as they walked back to the dojo. 
 
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Ranko:  "Are you crazy, Ranma?  I don't want them knowing about 
	that!" 
Ranma:  "But... we did... I mean..." 
Ranko:  "They'll laugh at us until they choke." 
 
Genma came running by and dragged Ranma to the dojo, throwing 
him to the floor. 
 
Genma:  "Today, I will start training you from the beginning." 
Ranma:  "What's this all about?  C'mon, what?" 
Genma:  "I heard about it.  How you screamed and were found 
	unconscious.  I didn't raise my son to be so fragile." 
 
Genma leapt into the air and kicked at Ranma, who dodged. 
 
Ranma:  "Wait a minute, that was..." 
Akane:  "What was it?" 
 
Ranma gets kicked to the floor while distracted.  Akane enters the 
dojo, followed by Ranko holding a happy Ryoga against her breasts. 
 
Akane:  "Mr. Saotome!  Does Ranma really have a weak spot?" 
Genma:  "Well, he is..." 
 
Ranko kicks a bucket of water so that it hits Genma's head, 
transforming him into a panda. 
 
Ranko:  "Would you mind keeping your nose out of our business?" 
Akane:  [angry]  "Don't talk to me like that!  Can't you even trust 
	me?" 
Ranma:  "We... we can't." 
Akane:  "What?" 
Ranma:  "And there's a very good reason.  Take a look." 
 
Ranma smashes the floor of the dojo and pulls up Gosunkugi, who is 
in the middle of giving himself a tetanus shot. 
 
Ranma:  "See?" 
 
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Ranko went to the furo to the knowing smile of her mother, who 
tacitly informed both her and Ryoga that she knew exactly what was 
going on.  Ryoga's eyes widened as he watched Ranko undress in 
front of him.  He had seen her naked after their lovemaking, but this 
time she did a little striptease for him. 
 
Ranko:  "Did you miss me?  I missed you." 
 
Ranko poured hot water onto Ryoga, changing him back to human 
form.  Before he could react, she started to soap his body with the 
washtowel.  Ranko ran the washtowel over his chest and legs, finally 
stopping at his erect manhood.  The rough texture of the washtowel 
scraped against the sensitive skin and Ranko took the opportunity to 
both stroke his manhood in her hand and kiss him simultaneously. 
 
Ryoga was disappointed when Ranko stopped to pour hot water over 
their bodies, rinsing both of them off.  She handed the washtowel to 
Ryoga and turned her back to him. 
 
Ranko:  "Its your turn, now." 
 
Ryoga started to lather Ranko's back.  He really wanted to lay her 
onto the floor and make love to her, but bathing each other was fun, 
and he knew that they'd get there eventually.  Ranko scooted over and 
pressed her body to his; she took his hands in her own and started to 
scrub her breasts.  Ranko could feel his arousal trapped between their 
bodies. 
 
Ranko reached over and got some hot water to wash the soap off.  
She turned around and started to slide down Ryoga's body, his 
aroused manhood tracing a path across her stomach and through her 
breasts.  Ryoga couldn't believe how lucky he was to be involved with 
such a sensuous woman.  His nosebleeding seemed to be a thing of 
the past as well. 
 
Ranma's scream came floating in from outside.  Ryoga jumped up 
and started to run toward the scream, wanting to find out what had 
scared Ranma so badly, possibly being able to use it against him in 
the future.  Ryoga no longer hated Ranma, but he still owed him a 
fight.  Ranko cursed to herself as Ryoga's wet body slipped from her 
grasp. 
 
Ranko:  "Ryoga, you dummy!" 
 
Ranko splashed Ryoga with cold water, turning him into his pig 
form.  Ryoga went bouncing off out of the house.  Ranko quickly 
dried herself off and ran off after him. 
 
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Gosunkugi heard Ranma's scream of terror and ran toward the source 
of the noise.  He was quickly trampled and knocked unconscious by 
the members of the Tendo household. 
 
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Ranma lay unconscious on the ground with a cat on his chest. 
 
Kasumi:  "Hanachiyo!  There you are!" 
Akane:  "Ranma!" 
 
Kasumi picked the cat off of Ranma's body.  Genma filled a bucket of 
water and threw it on Ranma. 
 
Genma:  "Coward!  And you call yourself a man?" 
Ranma and Ranko:  "Shut up!  This is all your fault!" 
Genma:  "Oh, so?" 
 
Genma held a cat in his hands.  Ranma and Ranko both fled behind 
other people. 
 
Nodoka:  "Dearest, what do they mean that its your fault?" 
 
Genma gulped. 
 
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Everyone sat around the living room table, except for Ryoga, who in 
his pig form was being held on top of the table by Ranko. 
 
Genma:  "When my children were ten years old, I decided to train 
	them in the method of the Cat-Fist." 
Nabiki:  "The Cat-Fist?" 
Genma:  "Yes.  Take fish sausages, tie it around the trainees, and 
	throw them into a pack of hungry cats!" 
Kasumi:  "Goodness!" 
Soun:  "How vigorous." 
Genma:  "This manual led me to do it.  But it contained a terrible 
	trick." 
 
Genma showed the others a combat manual.  Soun took it and opened 
it to the description of the Cat-Fist. 
 
Soun:  "But... what?" 
Genma:  "Turn the page." 
 
Soun turned the page, only to read that the teaching technique that 
Genma used was described as "a teaching technique that would be 
used only by a total idiot." 
 
Genma:  "I fell for it completely." 
Ranko and Ranma:  [hitting Genma]  "What a stupid father." 
Genma:  "Oh?" 
 
Genma pulls out a cat, and the twins retreat to a safe distance.  Soun 
and Nabiki start to place cats on the twin's bodies. 
 
Nabiki:  "I can't believe it.  Are you two really afraid of a couple of 
	little cats?" 
Kasumi:  "You're not really afraid are you?  They're so cute." 
Genma:  "No!  No!  No!" 
 
Genma starts to leave, but is stopped by Nodoka, who looks at her 
husband with a disapproving expression on her face. 
 
Nodoka:  "And what else is there to this story, husband?" 
Genma:  "Um... I tried to combat the fear of cats by tying dried 
	sardines and throwing them into the pit of hungry cats, then 
	salted sardines.  I even tried fish cakes.  Each new failure 
	tore up my heart." 
Nodoka:  [very angry]  "What about our children?" 
Genma:  "And that training produced yet another tragedy!" 
Kasumi:  "You mean there's more?" 
Genma:  "When they're fear of cats come to a peak, they yowl." 
Soun:  "They yowl?" 
Genma:  "At that point... they are uncontrollable." 
Kasumi:  "How terrifying." 
 
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Akane smiled as she placed wet towels on Ranma's and Ranko's 
forehead. 
 
Ranma and Ranko:  "Get them off!  Get them off!" 
Akane:  "Don't let it worry you two.  Its cute to have a little weak 
	spot." 
 
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Kasumi:  "Stay in here, Hanachiyo.  Don't frighten Ranma anymore." 
 
Kasumi put Hanachiyo into a cat carrier and left for the kitchen.  
Gosunkugi crept up and opened it to look in.  Hanachiyo reacted and 
Gosunkugi screamed.  He left the dojo with a scarred face. 
 
Gosunkugi:  "Just you wait, Saotome.  I will soon lead you into feline 
	hell!" 
 
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Nabiki entered Ranko's room as Gosunkugi's scream floated in the 
air.  Everyone thought it was Genma, so they ignored it. 
 
Nabiki:  "Are they still frightened of those cats?" 
Akane:  "They're still a little jumpy." 
Nabiki:  "Well, there is a way to calm them down..." 
 
Nabiki and Akane looked knowingly at each other.  Akane suddenly 
remembered who else was in the room. 
 
Akane:  "Ryoga!" 
Nabiki:  "Ryoga?" 
 
Akane poured some hot water on Ryoga to turn him back to his naked 
human form.  He immediately tried to hide his private parts as he 
searched for the spare set of clothes he left in the room.  From below 
came Kasumi's voice telling them that dinner was ready. 
 
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Dr. Tofu entered the dojo.  Kasumi hugged him as he entered and 
they walked holding each other's hands. 
 
Kasumi:  "How was your day?" 
Dr. Tofu:  "Tiring.  But I saw all the patients you scheduled for home 
	visits." 
Kasumi:  "Too tired for..." 
Dr. Tofu:  [nodding]  "I'm sorry." 
Kasumi:  "Don't be sorry."  [puts her arm around his waist and draws 
	closer as they walk]  "Its not as if I need it as often as we do 
	it." 
Dr. Tofu:  "You don't?" 
Kasumi:  "But it is nice how often you want to do it." 
 
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