I've heard about Ozzie footie- basically a lot of drunk white guys 
  wearing long sleeved shirts, shorts, and basically beating the
  living crap outta each other with their bear hands. Can't show it
  on 'Merkin TV though- might offend some uptight Puritan sensibilities;) 

It sounds a lot better than the 'Cross Country Ballet' that the yanks 
have lots of padding for.

    Ah, Kergma, that's not fair. They need the padding so they don't 
hurt their poor widdle bodies... ;-)

True True.  Yanks just don't have the resilence of us Aussies ;)

Yup. We build up our resilience dealing with Aussie women every day 
<shudder> Whoops, what am I saying!?! <glances around in fear>

Martin

Computers reduce the amount of guessing a man has to do. 
Then again, so does the bikini.

Unfortunately the remainder of this sig. file has been 
classified TOP SECRET. I mean, I could let you see it,
but then I'd have to kill you.