On Sun, 30 Jun 1996, John Peasley wrote:

Okay, this topic has been discussed before and our moderator,
dear Mr. WWolf here has been very unhappy with the fact it
was such a spam-fest the first TWO times.

I just read them, laughed a bit, and hit the D button...

HTG has been removed from the list, according to WWolf,

Aw....

as he has been warned about posting this thread. 

Well, if he was warned...  WW must do what the BOFH must do...

Please

refrain from replying on this topic to the FFML, everyone
and just take this to private EMail. Thank you.

Uh oh...  Does this mean I'm going to be flogged to death?

Oh, and one more thing. Allow me to reintroduce myself.
The name's Firehawke, and I'm the new anti-spam weapon.

Allegra(white lab coat, goggles, and a clip board): But, here in ZAV
	Industries and Hormel Canning Plant 1/2, we are developing an
	anti-ANTI-spam weapon...
Musica: eureka!
Allegra: Geshunteit!
Musica(annoyed): have you been sniffing the shrinking powder, again?  it
	goes straight to your brain, you know...

Some spam is okay, but if you overdo it, or if it becomes flames...
(AKA Shampoo threads) expect a message from me.

Allegra(eyes look up while red lights flash and klaxons roar): Hmmm...  FH
	is coming...  Ready the anti-ANTI-spam weapon!!

(Note, C&C is not spam, people.. I don't want to debate what is
and isn't spam. I'll let you know if there's a problem with a topic
spamming. I don't just go out violently. So relax.)

Allegra: Let me make this straight for you.  THIS letter, the one your 
	reading sent forth from the cosy confines of the Basement... (actually,
	she's looks like she's standing in a massive cavern that she's dug under
	the Tendo Basement, the Subbasement E-5) is SPAM!!!  Well, what do
	you usually expect from the Basement, Hallmark cards?

Have a nice day

Allegra(bowing): Arigato gozaimasu!

And enjoy the fanfics.

Allegra: We always do... (takes off the labcoat to reveal her hardsuit)
	Prepare to fire!!!!!
Lab extras from off the street: HAI!

	Robma "Ah....  you get the point..." Orick

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Musica: iiko...
Allegra: ARGH!!!  Don't say THAT in front of the extras!!!
Musica: the cannon's not loaded.
Allegra: NANI?!  Why not?!
Musica: ...  er, ah, ... sinae...
Allegra: The anti-ANTI-spam weapon.
Musica: well... she doesn't want to get in the cannon...  she says it's
	filthy...
Allegra: Ah...  Strap her to the catapult!