Come on, guys.. this doesn't have ANYTHING to do with fanfics or such.
Can we PLEASE take this to private EMail now?

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He speaks with action and not words, but should be holy and just.
A Paladin is humble above all things, and a symbol of justice.
He must never willingly participate in an act of evil, and a Paladin 
must love God, a woman, the world, and himself; in that order."