This is a new rewrite from my Peter's Journey.  I fumed at
Pat Conley for writing Misadventures of the Foreign Exchange
Student.  I hate that Pat Lee character.  No offense to Pat if he
is reading this.  I first, I thought The Crys Saga wasn't that
bad, so I decided to read some more of this authors-in their-
own- fanfics 
type of adventures. So I picked up Misadventures and read it; I
hate Misadventures,
the characters in fact.  The story was good, but I hate those two
flawless, know-it-all characters (Beth, and Pat Lee).  So, I
thought, "Oh I can make someone more perfect, powerful, and
omniscient."  So here it is.  You can say it's a parody of Crys
Saga and Misadventures, or you can think if this as one of "those
type" fanfics; I don't care.  It's going to have this extremely powerful,
knowitall cahracter, bad writing, commercial breaks, and other cliches.  I want
you to read this and think,
"Man this guy is too dang perfect!!  I hate him!"Read it and
enjoy.
Ranma � and other related characters- 1995 Rumiko
Takashi/Shougkukan  Inc./Kitty/Fuji  TV
Dragonball Z and other related characters- 1995 Akira
Toriyama/Shueisha  Inc./Bird Studios.
El Hazard the Magnificent World - � Hiroki Hayashi/1995
Peter Con -1995 Jang Choe/Bile Studios all rights deserved
other characters -� their respective creators

---- Begin Peter's Journey----
     
     [Peter Con and his two friends are driving in a car, heading
toward their school.  It is late at night.]

Peter:  Man, I said I don't want to go!

Friend #1: Hey, you have no social life!! you study too much, now
lets go see the ruins that we found.

Friend #2: That ruins will be named after me.

Friend #1: Uhh!! you crazy! It will be named after me! 

Friend #2: Oh my goodness, I found it first.

Friend #1: Shut up!

Peter: (Sighs) you guys, this sucks, Who wants to see some stupid
ruins?

Friend #1: Here we are, now lets go in and see if it has any
treasures.
     [They go in but sees someone else in there.]

Peter: Who are you??

Jinnai: Allow me to introduce myself, I am Jinnai Katsuhiko, the
student body president of Shininime High school, and I came here
to claim this ruins as mine.

Peter:  Isn't that the school in El Hazard?

Friend #1: Man, you watch too much of those animes!!

Peter: (Angry) Punk! you watch them too!!

Friend #2: You guys are all sorry, I have a life, I don't watch
them at all. 

Friend #1: Shut up! all you watch is that Ultimate Fighting IV
and stuff.

Peter: (Ignoring his "friends,") How in the world did you get
here Jinnai?

Jinnai: (Scratches head) Ya know, I have no idea.  One minute I'm
in some weird world leading  some bugrums and I'm here the next,
and I...

     [All of a sudden, a bright light shines and everybody is
frozen.  Except of course Peter.]

Peter:  Huhn? everybody is fro..  (Thinking) This is so much like
El Hazard,
now some girl is gonna come out somewhere in this ruins and take
me somewhere.
(As Peter predicted, a girl does come out.)  

Weird Girl*: Oh Peter... I have finally... found you.  
(collapses on Peter) (* I don't know the name of this girl that
came out and took Makoto Mizuhara.... Do you?)

Peter: (Calm)  Who are you?  (of course he knows who she is, but
he still acts surprised by the similarity between this and his
3rd favorite anime.)

Weird girl:  Oh I must use the rest.. of my strength to take you
to El Hazard..... but I don't know... if I have enough power.

Peter: Why must I go to El Hazard?

Weird girl:  Because Makoto is in.... danger and you are.... the
only one to save him.... now I must send you now..

Peter: Whatever.
     
     [A huge beam of light crashes down on Peter's city and
engulfs it.  Peter is flying through the Universe and lands
suddenly.]

Peter:  (Wakes up)  Ohhh, where am... (looks at his hands, then
his whole body) AHHHHHHH! I'm two dimensional!!!.... Am.. am.. I
in El Hazard?  No, doesn't look like it,  looks like... Japan...
I seen it a lot of times but where?

     [All of a sudden a foot crashes on Peters face and five
seconds later another foot, but smaller.]

Akane:  Ranma!!! you jerk!!  (turns around)  oh no! I hit someone
again.

Peter: (With a foot mark on his face but not affected by the
kick)  Did I just hear Ranma?

Akane: (looks down toward Peter who is laying on the ground) I'm
sorry, I didn't see you there, I'm a big klutz.

Ranma chan: You said it.

Akane: Stupid!! (Hits Ranma with her magic mallet that comes out
of nowhere, and Ranma flies off in that weird body position.  You
know, he has his arms over his head with two finger sticking out
and his legs are bowed.)

Peter: That's okay Akane, um... that happens alot in your
stories.

Akane: HUH!? How did you know my name?

Peter:  I just do, okay!?

Akane:  Are you a stalker or something?

Peter:  No, I'm not.  Who'd wanna stalk you?  Macho Chick.

Akane:  What did you say?  Macho chick?!  (Takes out Mallet.)

Peter:  (Bored)  Oh... no,  (yawn)

     [Akane hits Peter on top of the head with her mallet, but
Peter just stands there like nothing happened.  The mallet,
however, shatters in pieces.]

Peter:  You always hit strangers,  Akane Tendo?

Akane:  No... Except that you're the only one that called me
"macho chick."

Peter:  Ranma has.

Akane:  Are you a god or something?

Peter:  (Getting pissed, raises eyebrow)  What?!!!!  Don't you
ever say that blasphemous thing again!!!  (Calms down)  Then
again, now that I think about it, without us you won't survive.

Akane:  Huh?

Peter:  See, you need us three dimensional people to buy your
stories.  If we don't, you won't be successful and fade away into
obscurity.  But if you guys are successful, you will spin off
into
TV series,  maybe a Movie, OAV's, terrible video
games, and heck a bunch of fanboys will even write stories about
you.   you will also be remembered also, or until the next good
Manga comes out.

Akane:  What?

Peter:  Be quiet.  The opening theme is about to come on, along
with the title. 

Akane:  (Clue less) What theme???!!

     Opening theme: "Everything You Know is Wrong"  by "Weird Al" 
Yankovic
        
     BILE STUDIOS PRESENTS:
     PETER'S JOURNEY!!!!!!!
     BY JANG CHOE

Peter:  There, that's better.  I'm sorry Akane, I'm from this
other world where everything is three dimensional, and where I'm
not so cocky and powerful.

Akane:  But this world is three dimensional.

Peter:  Nope, it's just the clever artists that used good color
schemes to give you guys the depth.

Akane:  Oh I see.  (Humoring him) So we're just drawings huh?

Peter:  No need to humor me, cuz it is true.

     [Ranma-chan runs toward them.]

RanmaC:  (Angry) What'd ya do that for?!

Peter:  My my, the one half is back.

RanmaC:  What?!

Peter: You are half boy and half girl.  Actually, when you get
doused with cold water, you turn into a red haired girl.  To turn
into a boy, you have to have hot water.  This is a curse you got
while training in Jusenkyo.  You fell into the Nyanniichuian and
therefore, you have that curse. (Yawn)

RanmaC:  Who is this weirdo Akane?

Akane:  I don't know... he just knows everything.

RanmaC:  Oh yea?  What about in the combat areas?  Do you know
how to fight?!!

Peter:  Yeah, of course.  Only the best Martial artist in this
universe that's it.  Not that I want to brag or anything, it's
the facts.

RanmaC:  What?! 

Peter:  you guys better hurry or you'll be late for school. 
Again.

Akane:  (Suddenly remembers) Oh yeah!!

RanmaC:  Okay fine, I'll test your skills later but first to
school.

     [Akane and RanmaC quickly heads towards Furikan High.  They
might actually get there in time but to there misfortune, they
meet Tatewaki Kuno as always.]

Kuno:  (Hands outstretched) Come, Pig-tailed girl jump in to my
arms.

RanmaC:  Oh yea?!  Jump...

     [All of a sudden, before Ranma could finish his sentence, a
hand is stuck in front of Ranma.]

RanmaC:  Whaa?  Who?  YOU!!  What do you want?

Peter:  I can take care of this cur.  Go to class.

RanmaC:  Ha... I've been beating him up since.. (thinks)  Wait,
maybe I should let him fight him.  That way I'll know how good he
is.  Like all the other weirdos that came here... Crys, Pat..
(Out loud)  Okay then, take care of him for me.

Peter:  You just want to see my fighting skills Ranma.  That's
why you're letting my take that fool on.  Otherwise, you would
of ignored me and pounded Kuno.  Also, he's right on time.  The
first person we authors always fight is Kuno.

Kuno:  What?!  How darest thou call the great Tatewaki Kuno, Blue
Thunder of Furikan High, a cur?!

Peter:  I called you a fool also.

Kuno:  Begone!  I need to be with my pig-tailed goddess.  And ho! 
Akane Tendo also!  Oh the gods have blesses me truly.  For two
fairest of the fair standing in front of me.

Peter:  Hey Kuno, you won't have the pig tailed girl nor Akane
when I'm around.  You won't get near them!!

Kuno:  You dare come between me and my true loves!?  Ready be
thee now for I shall attack thee!

Peter:  Attack, strike, do whatever.  You can't hurt me.  (Blows
on finger nails and polishes them on his shirt)

Kuno:  You have spoken too much.  Prepare thee for my bokken
strikes!  Tembatsuuuuuuuuuu... dadadadadadadadadadadadadadada.

     [Peter just stands there moving ever so slightly to barely
dodge Kuno's feeble attacks.]

Kuno:  (Stops)  Hmm?  So you are a quite formidable challenge.  I
shall have to use my Thundering bokken strike!! (Raises bokken in
the air and all of a sudden thundering is heard)  HAaaaaa!!!!!!!!
DADADADADADADA!!!

Peter: (Moving very minimally)  Yawn, looks like the same old
pathetic attack.  (Points his left pinky at Kuno) Kumahame ha.

     [A huge ki blast comes out of Peter's pinky and blows Kuno
and the whole school away.]

Ranma:  (Gaping) How.. did.. you manage to throw that tremendous
ki blast?

Peter:  I just do it.  And that was my weakest attack.

RanmaC:  What?  You lie!!

     [Peter walks towards the unconscious Kuno and looks at him.]

Peter:  (Shaking head) Pathetic.

Akane:  Is.