Two words: Lorena Bobbit. ^_^

But she's not an evil woman... she's a role model! ^_~

*CRINGES* I'm glad you're in Australia and I'm in the Northwest of the 
U.S.A! ^_-

Don't worry. If I ever visit the US, I'll be sure to pack my garlic
crusher! Hm... And the cheese grater. A knife is too boring.

Kun-chan...