Warning I'm not using a spell-checker (it broke!) Sorry all! Now
without further adu (adu!) I give you Sailor Silliness ;]

Sailor Moon - Highlander : "Immortal? Who? _ME_?!?"     Part One
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Formal apologies to the creaters of both series, whose names I do not know ;]
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        The night was dark, as nights often are, and the thin flashlight
beam did little to brighten the murder scene.
        "Can you belive this?" The detective asked increduosly, "I mean how
many times do you see this sorta thing?"
        "Well... in this Time Slot... _lots_." Replied the older police
officer, who had been in the Highlander Time Slot for much _much_ to long.
        "But he's got no _head_!"
        "It happens. About once a day. Sometimes more often." The officer
shrugged. "You get used to it."
        "But..but, why haven't you caught the guy?"
        "Hey, _you're_ the detective."
        "What about this other one? The one with the rose in his chest."
        The police officer looked over at the second body. "Huh." He
shrugged. "That one's new. Maybe just a guest shot or something."
        "I think I was better off in X-files." The detective grumbled, and
finished his note-taking.
        "You can always transfer to Murder She Wrote." Offered the policeman.
        The detective shuddered. "No thanks, that lady gives me the creeps."

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        "Do you think he saw us?" Sailor Moon asked, as she peeked around
the corner. "Maybe I shouldn't have killed that guy..."
        "What do you mean _you_ killed him?" Mercury asked.
        Moon blushed, "Well, Tuxedo Mask was defending _me_ so it's almost
the same thing."
        The other Sailor Scouts rolled their eyes and sighed.
        "What did he mean by, 'There can be only one' anyways?" Sailor Moon
queried Luna. 
        "I.. um.. er..." She was saved from answering by the arrival of yet
_another_ sword-carrying-nutcase.
        "I hadn't realised they were introducing new Highlanders," Ducan
said, as way of an apology. "I would have come sooner. By the way.. I am
Duncan McLeod of the Clan McLeod."
        Sailor Moon looked at the others. 
        They others looked back. 
        Duncan waited a moment, and then shrugged. "I hope you don't plan on
wearing those.. um... 'costumes' on a permenant baises. I have a trenchcoat
or two you could borrow, or maybe a sweater..."
        "A what?" Sailor Moon's fasion sense kicked into overdrive. "You wan
me to wear _what_? You're like, kidding, right?" She looked to her co-heroes
for backup. "Right?"
        "Actually I sorta like the trenchcoat idea." Mars pointed out. "I
don't know about the ponytail idea..."
        "Hey!" Sailor Moon complained.
        "You have Pigtails of Doom. Not a ponytail. Relax."
        "Oh. Right." 
        "Bloody script-writers." Duncan complained. In retailiation it began
to rain. "#*^$" he muttered and was instantly censored. He stuffed his sword
back into the mini-dimension in his trenchcoat and led the way back to his
apartment.
        "Did you see where he put that sword?" Sailor Moon whispered loud
enough to wake the dead. "I mean, he _does_ plan on having kids someday
doesn't he?"
        "Just what is a Highlander?" Luna asked, steering the conversation
back onto G-rated topics.
        "A Highlander is an immortal..." Duncan began.
        "But I'm not immortal!" Sailor Moon objected instantly.
        "And _how_ many times have you died?" Luna asked. "_Including_ the
movies?"
        Sailor Moon acquired that little bead of sweat, and was quiet.
"Why don't we wait till we're out of the rain?" Ducan sugested, and the
group fled for shelter. The stormy skies began to pour bucket 'n buckets of
water, in encouragement of Duncan's idea...

(to be continued... It was a dark and stormy night? ;])

Ack! Help me! What are the names (i.e. how are they spelled) of all the
Sailor Scouts?
							Martha (and cat)
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