But Kun-chan wants to read it sometimes, not write it! *mutters something
about doing it yourself being nothing like the real thing* ^_~

As long as we're talking about *writing* here (ahem), I've always found 

*giggle* Of course we are!

Well, you never know, y'know?

*innocent look*

that it seems at least as real if you do it yourself.  You know the old 
rule:  If you *really* want something done, forbid your kids to do it.

True... demo... Kun-chan doesn't have any kids.

That can be helped... Owch!
Angus:  Hentai!

Kun-chan baps Sebastian

Kun-chan: You think I go for *any* old hentai?

Sebastian (Hentai and proud of it)

Hmm... must be part of the ML, then...

Kun-chan...