On 26 Jun 96 at 9:05, Todd Hill Shaped Reality Thus:

At 03:24 PM 6/26/96 +0600, you wrote:

Can anyone remind me how I get back on this list?

Thank you.

Yayy!  He's coming back!  (Gonna show off your Sailor Swoon stuff?  ^_^ )

Well, if you insist:

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Narrator:	Many years ago, the kingdom of the Moon was under attack by
		the forces of the MegaVerse.  In a desperate attempt to
		preserve the beauty and serenity of his Kingdom, Haydon
		sent his most precious creation, the SDF-1, to Earth.
		Hidden within it was the secret and the power to destroying
		the evil MegaVerse.  To protect the SDF-1, Haydon also made
		sure that warriors would rise to defend it.  They would be
		known as:  The Sailor Scotts.  er, Scouts.

Title:		PRETTY MECHA SAILOR SWOON - R (obotech)

		Episode one:  "Do we really hafta?"

[Scene: Macross Island.  The ship, which had previsouly crashed, has been
 repaired.]

[Scene: Out in space, a rip form and Warriors of the MegaVerse, lead by
 Queen Breetai, appear in Lunar Orbit.  Inside the ships, a conversation is
 taking place.]

Breetai:	Are you sure this is where it is?

Execite:	Absolutely, oh Queen Breetai.  The black crystal has never
		lead us wrong.

Breetai:	What an absolutely dismal planet.  It would look so much
		better in Mauve.  Or maybe Puce.  What do you think?

Execite:	<mumbling>  I think Joan Crawford has a lot to answer for.

Breetai:	What was that, lackey?  Do you dare challenge me?

Execite:	No, your Magnificence.  I should be your lackey.  Lackey,
		lackey lackey.

Breetai.	SILENCE.  I despise that singer.

Execite:	Yes, oh my Queen.

Breetai:	I don't like that city around the ship.  Please have it
		removed.

Execite:	At once, my Queen.  All troups, attack.

[Scene: Macross island.  The alarm sounds and people are running all over
 trying to find shelter.  Not that it'll do them much good against the
 MegaVerse.]

[Scene: SDF-1 Main Bridge.  Lisa Maize and the other Bridge Usagis are busy
 prepping the ship for departure.  Captain GrowBald enters the bridge 
 and promptly knocks himself out on the low door, thus ridding us of yet
 *another* extra.]

Lisa:		Captain, watch out for the... oh, never mind.

Claudia:	Engines are at full power, Lisa.

Lisa:		O! K!.  Now we'll kick some MegaVerse butts.
		REFLEX!  ENGINES!  ACTIVATION!

[Scene: Macross Island.  The SDF-1 takes off and re-orients itself to 
 point towards Queen Breetai's ship.]

[Scene: SDF-1 Main Bridge.  Lisa is taunting Queen Breetai.]

Lisa:		In the name of Tirol, We shall punish you.

Breetai:	Promises, promises.

Lisa:		MOON!  TECHNOLOGY!  MAGIC!

Claudia:	Lisa!  No!  That's the code for the-

[Scene: Macross Island.  SDF-1 suddenly winks out of existence.]

[Scene: Pluto Orbit.  SDF-1 suddenly winks into existence.]

Claudia:	-Fold engine.

Lisa:		Whoopsies.

Dr. Luna (VO):	Girls, we have a problem.  It seems that the Fold Crystal
		has disappeared.  Most likely, it has split into myriad of
		components which are now hiden somewhere in the Solar
		System.  Since they are the source of our power, I suggest
		we get to them *before* the MegaVerse's MegaForces get to
		them.

Lisa:		Isn't that stretching disbelief just a *little*, Luna?

Dr. Luna (VO):	Hey, have you seen the rest of the script?

Lisa:		Point taken.

Bridge Usagis:	WAAaaahh!!  We're lost!!!!

Narrator:	Will our intrepid heroes find the crystals before Queen
		Breetai and the MegaVerse?  Will the infernal Wailing of
		the Usagis ever stop?  Find out in our exciting second
		episode:  "Entrance!  Sailor Swoon!".


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