Like Akane--check.  Want her to marry Ranma--check.  Hate Shampoo--well,
I dislike her, but I can't call it 'hate'--half a check.  Want to kill
Shampoo--well, 2 1/2 out of four isn't too bad...

Hmmmm...

   You wouldn't shoot/torture me, would you?  Who would find Ryoga-kamisama
after he goes sightseeing?

Well... I wouldn't shoot you. Torture you? Maybe for a little while...
But I'd let you keep your job if you promise to try to hate Shampoo!

   Well, I'll try.
   (Kent allows himself to be strapped into a chair and subjected to 24
straight hours of horribly-dubbed Ranma episodes that contain Shampoo in a
major role.  Scenes of Shampoo's crimes are flashed over and over
again--Shampoo serving P-chan for lunch, Shampoo landing on people's heads
with her bicycle, Shampoo stripping down for no apparant reason (how'd that
get in there?).  Later, he emerges, eyes glazed and bloodshot, and
immediately collapses into a fitful slumber.)
   (dreaming) ...not the bonbori!...get away from me!...aaaaaahhhhh!...find
a pond...<splash>...here, kitty, kitty, kitty...got a nice cleaver for
ya!...hehehehehe...
   (Later...after he awakens.)
   Nope, didn't work.  I'll have to try harder.

Hmmm... Subconcious desire to kill Shampoo. Good, good. *evil smirk*
Now to put him to sleep so he can kill Shampoo for me!

Kun-chan...