"More half-witted than the others", Kun-chan?  She's not half-witted, 
she's non-witted.

Which means that she's more half-witted, ne? Kind of like a negative
number... more is less!

I meant that you can't be *more* *half*-anything.  It's like "more equal."
Either she more or less than half-witted, but *more* half-witted is kinda 
contradictory.

Tut, tut... you are forgetting THE rule here.

Sebastian (Using the words "Shampoo" and "Wit" in one sentence is futile 
           anyway.)

(Unless you use 'has no' or 'not' in there, somewhere)

Kun-chan...