Everyone in the show is halfwitted, though... -_-  Shampoo more than
others.

"More half-witted than the others", Kun-chan?  She's not half-witted, 
she's non-witted.

Question, why does everybody rip on Shampoo so bad. There are characters
that  I don't like, but you don't see me wripping on them constantly. Maybe
I should start, hmmmm... Anybody know a way to paste a giant picture of
Shampoo on the ML?

That's because you're not a CASKET member... And if you want to see that
picture reposted with ... slight changes... go ahead!

Kun-chan...