Stanley R. Teriaca wrote:

Pinky is (c) Warner Brothers.
Bane is (c) DC Comies.
Used without permission.

Note: This is my first psudo-fanfic. Enjoy.

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     Pinky and the Bane. Writen by Stanley Teriaca.
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Opening Song: It's Pinky and the Bane.
              Yes, Pinky and the Bane.
              One is the man who broke the Batman's back,
              And the other's a lab mouse.
              Thay'll overthrow the Earth,
              But will start at Gothem first.
              Thair BOTH insain.
              Thair Pinky and the Bane Bane Bane Bane Bane.
              (DaDaDaDa!)

(Pinky, our lab rat, is sitting quietly in his cage in the Gothem penatentery.
If you need to know, this is a new Pet Theropie plan to reinhibutate the
inmates. Bane, sane coustume, is siting on his bed.)

Pinky: So, Bane, what are we going to do tonight.

Bane (opens the door to Pinky's cage, and takes him out):  I WILL BREAK YOU!
(smash! He takes Pinky and slams Pinky's back into his knee).

Pinky: OW! That was fun. Can you do that again?

Closing Song: Thair both insain.
              Thair Pinky and the Bane Bane Bane Bane.
              (DaDaDaDa!)

So, what do you think? Now be kine.

Stan (Who has been a bad boy).

It is INGENIOUS! The most awsome fic ever! I couldn't help but cry when it all ended.
A drama like this deserves an emy!
*NOTE The above is a joke ;)

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