Everyone Who Asked When My Next Story Would Be Ready, I feel like God 
       when someone mails me to say they liked my stories and to ask when 
       the next one is due...

Here's another request.  When is the next one due?

Um, its being worked on...sporaticaly....I was saying a month or two 
about a month ago...but, well, it may be a while....

Also a couple questions: When will the footnotes be back?

Probably the next time I read some more Terry Pratchett....he always 
inspires my footnotes....

When did you
first introduce Morphine? (My guess is he's the secret character
from "Old Friend")  

Yes, Morphine is the secret character from "Old Friend", he was intro'd 
in "King Of Pain".

What came first, Rain Dance or King of Pain?

The story so far...
 Rain Dance
 King Of Pain
 Old Friend
 Aftermath

What other fanfics have you written that are non-Ranma?  

In order:
 The Old Man
 The Kid
 The Special
 The Program
 The Bill
None of which are on the remailer...(I swear I'll send 'em in one day)...
also:
   Mystery Rumic Theater 3000 (on remailer, also Ranma)
   Macross++ (not on remailer)

Is Sarcasm your alter-ego?

Yes and no...Sarcasm has my personality, thats for sure...but I try to 
refrain from making him "ME" in the story.  Theres a thread on the ML 
about this right now blablabla bla blablabla bal blablabla fraudian slip 
bla blablablabla blabla...

P.S.  Reply to this privately, since I *don't* want to spam excessively.

Oh good!  You have reformed your ways!  We of the Church of the 
Not-Much-Posting are glad to welcome you to our fold.  We are glad that 
you have decided to help us reduce the ammount of....

P.P.S.  Don't you just love sarcasm?

Huh?  Doh!
   -MJT