She Has A Mind Proportion Of 0

Sounds about right... I think her brain is a little piece of a rock in
her skull...

"Shampoo shook her empty head. It rattled."

I remember the first time I read that sentence.  I had to go lie
down for a while, I was giggling so hard.

*grin* I'm glad that someone edited my first version of that fic and put
in 'It rattled.' at the end. It had most of the people in the room at the
time in fits of laughter. ^_^

But, I also like Richard Lawson's portrayal of an intelligent
Shampoo.  It depends on the writing, I guess.

True... though intelligence and Shampoo just don't ... fit together.
Shampoo with brains would actually make her ... a murderess, not just
a wanna be one!

Kun-chan...