Awww... but doesn't the author's alter ego HAVE to have sex with all the
characters they like?

Oh dear, remind me never to appear in my fics.   (I like the character of 
Ryouga!  Now, if you had said "all the characters *of the opposite sex*"...)

Well, you'd better not appear, or else you'd have to go give Ryouga the
time of his life!
Kun-chan . o O ( Poor Ryouga-kamisama ... Waah, hope he never apears in
                 one of his fanfics! )

Hey!  What's that supposed to mean?  I'm not good enough for him, eh?

Wow! How did you get ESP??

Sebastian (Who thinks Kun-chan is just afraid of what might happen :P)

Yes... I'm afraid of what may happen. You try to shove anything in
Ryouga-kamisama, and you'll be ... um... splashed around the walls
and floor and doors and windows and roof and ....

Kun-chan...