Kun-chan,  beware.  We are hold Ryoga hostage for your good behavior.  We
will turn him into P-chan in front of Akane if you do not behave.

Grrr...
(suddenly Michael hears a large rumbling coming from behind him.  He turns
just in time to get hit with 450 pounds of top quality sumo pig.)
Akari:  STOP PICKING ON RYOUGA-SAMA!

Whoo hoo! Ryoga Rans unite! After those naught people who hold him hostage...

I will have to place all the Ryouga haters in the same place as the Shampoo
lovers, Karl Macek and Trish Lewhatever!

Go forth, Holy Army Of Kawaii, and make sure you follow me! 
We will scour the world of all Shampoo lovers!
Bwahahahahahahah!

Yay! Get rid of them all!!!

Kun-chan...