On Tue, 18 Jun 1996, Mike W. Loader wrote:

On Tue, 18 Jun 1996, Stormwalker wrote: 

Have the Ki-spirit join Dole as a runningmate for the '96 election.

Hell, I'd vote for the Ki-spirit before I'd vote for the used-car 
salesman in the White House now.

Good idea! Let's start a new party.

                      Remember, come voting time

                        VOTE THE SHADOW PARTY!

           EVIL KI-SPIRIT FROM BEYOND THE DEPTHS OF HELL IN '96!

Ki-spirit: My fellow Americans....

Guy in Crowd 1: Hey, aren't you from China or Japan or something?

(Guy in crowd 1 immediatly sickens and dies.)

Ki-spirit: Any other hecklers?

(Silence.)

Ki-spirit: I promice a chicken in every pot, a car in every garage, a
soul in my....um, never mind...

Guy in crowd 2: Hey, that thing's a evil, shadowly, soul-stealing monster!

Guy in crowd 3: Yeah, compared to the other candidates it does look pretty
good.

    KI-SPIRIT FOR PRESIDENT - A DAEMONIC ABOMINATION FOR AMERICA
 This message brought to you by the Erisian Liberation Front. Fnord.

I'm for it... but who are we going to get for a running mate?
(I was thinking maybe H. Ross Perot?)

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Stormwalker <temporarily at pingley@post.cis.smu.edu>
"Chaos is a good thing"
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