At 02:24 19/06/96 -0500, you wrote:
On Tue, 18 Jun 1996, Mike W. Loader wrote:
On Tue, 18 Jun 1996, Stormwalker wrote:
Have the Ki-spirit join Dole as a runningmate for the '96 election.
Hell, I'd vote for the Ki-spirit before I'd vote for the used-car
salesman in the White House now.
Good idea! Let's start a new party.
Remember, come voting time
VOTE THE SHADOW PARTY!
EVIL KI-SPIRIT FROM BEYOND THE DEPTHS OF HELL IN '96!
Ki-spirit: My fellow Americans....
Guy in Crowd 1: Hey, aren't you from China or Japan or something?
(Guy in crowd 1 immediatly sickens and dies.)
Ki-spirit: Any other hecklers?
(Silence.)
Ki-spirit: I promice a chicken in every pot, a car in every garage, a
soul in my....um, never mind...
Guy in crowd 2: Hey, that thing's a evil, shadowly, soul-stealing monster!
Guy in crowd 3: Yeah, compared to the other candidates it does look pretty
good.
KI-SPIRIT FOR PRESIDENT - A DAEMONIC ABOMINATION FOR AMERICA
This message brought to you by the Erisian Liberation Front. Fnord.
I'm for it... but who are we going to get for a running mate?
(I was thinking maybe H. Ross Perot?)
Naw...ERIS! No..another Evi god....
CTHULHU!!!!!
(If he wakes up in time...)
HASTUR!
CYGRON!
AZASH!
Geoff Walker, THE TYRANT PAX, Hentai Omega
Offical Grand Inqusistor Of the Cult of Nabiki Tendo
"Well, there goes the buisness, Hyuck! At least I got
paid!"
- Nabiki, Tendo Christmass Scramble
"Onward Bugrom Soldiers, Onward Muldoon Preistess, onwards Shadow tribsmen,
fight till you're deceased."