Subject: [FanFic] Marriage Prospects: C-ko (fwd)
From: Harvey Torrance Griffin
Date: 6/18/1996, 7:09 PM
To: fanfic@tendo-dojo.ranma.net


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From: Kent Magami <k-magami@hsonline.net>
To: fanfic@fanfic.com

   I wrote this up as a joke, and someone (Mikoling) insisted that I post
it.  So here it is--blame him, not me!  ^_^

	Think I should do one for C-ko?

	Just kidding put down that mallet!!

   Why not?  They had one for Kodachi...Lessee:

        C-ko Kotobuki

        Looks:  Actually quite pretty, if you can overlook her
childishness. A slender, almost immature figure.  Short, bushy blonde hair
and innocent green eyes. 
        Smarts:  The stereotypical airhead.  'Nuff said. 
        Personality:  Usually bubbly and cheerful, but capable of bursting
into waterfall tears at a moment's notice.  Very childish in her outlook,
and prefers little-girl things to things that teenage girls like.  The
word 'brat' comes to mind. 
        Cooking:  Shyeah, right!  Her cooking is infamous.  Akane's
doesn't even compare.  The problem is, C-ko refuses to see this, and will
probably try to feed you at more than one point.  Have a superhuman
constitution or a universal antidote handy.
	Fighting Skills:  Nonexistant.  Will be completely dependant upon
you for protection.  She is also prone to being kidnapped.
	Special abilities:  Able to charm almost anyone. (except anime
fans, it seems ^_^ ) Her wails can cause actual pain to the ears.  Is
probably highly tolerant to most known and unknown drugs and poisons, due
to eating her own food.
	Competition:  A-ko might well be thrilled that C-ko's found the
right man, but God help you if she thinks you hurt C-ko... B-ko and Kei
will both be after you, but I'd be more worried about the former... Also
the aliens of the Lepton kingdom might interfere, not wanting their
princess to marry just anyone.
	In-Laws:  C-ko's mother, the Queen of the Lepton kingdom of Alpha
Cygni. Assuming she even gives the marriage her blessing (unlikely),
you'll have to deal with a mother-in-law who acts just like her
daughter....  C-ko presumably has step-parents that she lives with, but
they have never been seen.  A-ko will probably be around enough to count
as an in-law, as well.
	Economics:  C-ko has no marketable skills that I can see, unless
you count selling her cooking to research labs for experiments... 
	Sex:  Um, er, right.  C-ko has no concept of sex at this point. 
This may be a turn-off or a turn-on, depending on your taste.  I honestly
don't know what her reaction to this would be... 

	Overall:  You'd likely be better off looking elsewhere, but it's
remotely possible that she'll grow up sometime.  Considering her mother,
though, that's not likely. 

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** Kent Magami (aka David Outram)   Member, Red-Head Anime Girls Fan Club **
*********** Second Deacon of Ryoga, Tracker of the Wandering One ***********
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**B-ko: Let's just say a *lot* of men would be very disappointed if I were**
**      to be hurt.                                                       **
**A-ko: B-ko, the only men around for miles are withered old prunes!      **
**      You're dating *them*?!                                            **
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