On Fri, 14 Jun 1996, PhoneyNT wrote:

    "I remember when I was your age, I was so foolish then...but I had
so much fun with boys.  Did I ever tell you how I came to marry your
father?" 

HER FATHER????  Um....  If she married her father, would that mean she was
her mother?  ^_^ I think you'll want to fix that. 

    Genma stood there, stunned that his ploy saved his life, not aware
yet that he had only around half of his hair still on his head. 

Nodoka is a klutz with a katana. 

    Masahiko, encountering no resistance, grabbed the dress at the
shoulders and started sliding it downwards. 

    "Wow, cool, it's so easy to remove it.  Easier than putting it on. 
Hey!  Don't kiss those!  Come on, man!" Ranma thought. 

In the middle of the street??? 

    Nodoka stood behind him, with a sharp katana blade, blunted at one
end which she was holding it from.  It was ultra thin and could fit
inside the coin slot of a change machine.  The Stealth Katana, she
called it.  Never leave home without it. 

Okay.... 

    He regarded his male body, then grinned widely.  "Fuck this," he
said, then upended the bucket over his head. 

Why does he say that??  What is he refering to?