I realize that I haven't yet dealt with Happosai. Mostly because I
detest him. Well, let me deal with him now.
Thy Inward Love - Side Story
Happosai grabbed Akane's bra off the clothes line and chuckled in
delight. "Oh, my dear Akane-chan!"
"Pervert" Ranma came up behind him and booted him into low-earth orbit.
Happosai screamed, crossed the ocean, and landed in a group-therapy
session in Los Angeles.
"Tell me," said the moderator to the group, "why do you all hate women
so? Let's bring it out into the open so we can deal with your pain and
keep you from treating women badly."
Happosai's scream was cut off by the closing door.
*** Six Months Later ***
Two men were standing at the park, looking at female joggers.
"Wow! Look at the pair on that one!" They both leered at the passing
woman.
Suddenly, with a cry of "Lechers!", a sphere that was lit like a cartoon
bomb landed at their feet. One of the men picked it up. "What is
this?"
*BOOM*
Happosai sighed happily; therapy was a wonderful thing. He picked up
the two men and put them in his bag, where he kept other people he
caught acting in a sexist manner.
As he bounded happily away, a cry could be heard on the breeze: "What a
haul! What a haul!"
END SIDE STORY
Whaddya think? I thought about having him just keel over from a heart
attack, but this seemed more like poetic justice.
BTW, this is the only time Happosai will appear in TIL - I really do
hate him. :)