On Thu, 13 Jun 1996, Bert Van Vliet wrote:

Yes, the pun is truly mightier than the sword....hit somebody with a sword,
and they usually die.  Hit somebody with a pun, and the agony can last for
days!!  ^_^

I got hit with a sword once.

But I'll spear you the details.  It was an arrowing experience, so don't 
axe me to tell you.

I haft to hand it to you, you have a cutting wit; I got the point almost
immediately. I bow to your prowess.

Well, in keeping with the spearit of things, I must punish ye again.  ;)

I guess this is one case where absence mace the heart grow fonder.  ;)

I can't hachet at these kind of jokes very well.  I'm just awlful at 
them.  However, maybe by following their lead, I can always mold some ammo.

I would mustard the strength to ketchup on my joke making skills, but 
some would not relish that.  So I better get off my bun and hotdog it out 
before my plan are foiled.

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