On Thu, 13 Jun 1996, Bert Van Vliet wrote:

Yes, the pun is truly mightier than the sword....hit somebody with a

sword,

and they usually die.  Hit somebody with a pun, and the agony can last for
days!!  ^_^

I got hit with a sword once.

But I'll spear you the details.  It was an arrowing experience, so don't 
axe me to tell you.

I haft to hand it to you, you have a cutting wit; I got the point almost
immediately. I bow to your prowess.

Well, in keeping with the spearit of things, I must punish ye again.  ;)

I guess this is one case where absence mace the heart grow fonder.  ;)

I can't hachet at these kind of jokes very well.  I'm just awlful at 
them.  However, maybe by following their lead, I can always mold some ammo.

I would mustard the strength to ketchup on my joke making skills, but 
some would not relish that.  So I better get off my bun and hotdog it out 
before my plan are foiled.

A...
R...
R...
G...
G...
H...
H...

Typing...
getting...
difficult...
Puns...
causing...
massive...
pain...
Must...
regain...
control...
not...
type...
in...
fragments...

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Yon Holt  restlessone@gulf.net

Future Otaking,
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Sonoda-sama

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Cheers,
      Yon Holt