Maybe you should have  : 1. Must be male ?  Or is that too sexist for all
the Politically Correct (ie, Bunch of People who are Ruining the English
Language) people out there? ;p

snicker! OOPS! I forgot that one !! ^_^ (though you DO sound cool
Kun-chan! ^_^)

She does, doesn't she?  Zen is willing to bet that she's taken, too.  *sigh*

here are a few others:

18. must be male

Check.  Zen is male - as long as noone gets him with cold water!

19. must have good hygine (i.e. showers daily, does the dodorant thing)

At *least* once a day.  ^_^

20. must come with a warranty ;)

Drat!  Zen is definitely out of Guarantee.  *sigh*
However, Zen is *cheap* ... er... *affordable* and not *too* badly damaged
for second hand goods...



Zen-


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