How about:

AKANE: Well that does it you idiots, let's get Ranma out of the well.
Everyone saves Ranma.
RANMA: Thanks Akane, you saved me! Boy (no pun intended), do I love you!
       But I can't marry another girl!!
AKANE (goes and jumps in Drowned-guy spring): Better?
RANMA: Gasp.
EVERYONE ELSE: Gasp.
SOUN: Ok, Saotome, let's marry them off.
PANDA: (holds sign) LET'S!!
RANMA: Oh Akane!
AKANE: Oh Ranma!
AKANE: Though that should be MY kid you had there, Ranma.
RANMA: We can have more of our own! I love being preggers!
AKANE: Let's go get started!
KASUMI: Oh my!

Everyone lives happily ever after and Ranma and Akane have 6 kids.

*ROTFL* GREAT ending to that story! Yeah, make that the REAL ending!
It's cool!

Kun-chan...