Oh man... the list is endless.....

here are a few others:

18. must be male 

 last time I looked yes.....

19. must have good hygine (i.e. showers daily, does the dodorant thing)

 I just had one before I logged on.....

20. must come with a warranty ;)

Yes, and thank Ghod no assembly is required.......I also have a test
button for the battery....ooops... that's not me, it's the smoke
detector....

                                Neil

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