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| From: Benn Bollay (Gambit) <gambit@thegrid.net>
| To: fanfic@fanfic.com; fanfic@fanfic.com
| Subject: Re: [FFML] Microsoft Humor
| Date: June 11, 1996 9:58 PM

| >If you're someone like Ryouga, or my friend Vinny, once you walk past
a
| >couple trees, there ain't no way you're gettin' out!!  There could be
an
| >underground tank, too.
| 
| Ahh, Ill see your friend Vinny, then, sometime.  Ive gotten lost in my
| hometown which i have lived in for 15 years.
| 
| (Im lying, but does it matter?)
| *grin*

Vinny got so lost (and worried) that he did a U-turn on the 100 km/h
highway and drove down the wrong side of the road until he found an exit
ramp.  Of course, since he was on the wrong side of the road, the ramp
was filled with oncoming traffic and only served to put him on yet
another highway, once again going the wrong direction, and on the wrong
side of the road.  If you ask him to point you in the right direction
he'll invariably point in the opposite way... I always go with him when
he goes into the city so he won't get lost.

-Neill