Yes, the pun is truly mightier than the sword....hit somebody with a sword,
and they usually die.  Hit somebody with a pun, and the agony can last for
days!!  ^_^

Did I ever tell you the tis jar joke?  There are these two guys, see,
and they're really poor...

<SLAP!>

OK, e-mail me for the rest of this 20-minute shaggy dog.

--Sean Gaffney
--who isn't ready to alienate *everybody* just yet...