On Tue, 11 Jun 1996, Ryan Mathews wrote:

Okay, I can't believe I'm the first to come up with this, but I 
haven't seen any other version, so here goes!  :-)

I thought of it...  but I can't write lyrics worth crap.

When she gets mad, he gets a shock,
Fries his ass and screams "Darling no baka!"

I love that line!