Subject: Microsoft Humor
From: Bert Van Vliet
Date: 6/13/1996, 8:38 AM
To: fanfic@fanfic.com

Greetings!

| Why is Ireland the wealthiest country in the world?

Because its capital is always Dublin.<g,d,r>

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!  ^_^

It's that time again!!!  MWAHAHAHAHA!!!

The angriest nation in the world must be IRE-Land.

There's a special drink made in Spain that is created by dipping a certain
kind of bird into a glass of alcohol.  I believe it's called "Tequila
Mockingbird".

Yes, the pun is truly mightier than the sword....hit somebody with a sword,
and they usually die.  Hit somebody with a pun, and the agony can last for
days!!  ^_^

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