At 10:48 6/12/96 -0700, you wrote:

here are a few others:

18. must be male 

Last time I checked I was ^_^

19. must have good hygine (i.e. showers daily, does the dodorant thing)

No problem there

20. must come with a warranty ;)

hmm... What kind of warranty? From the manufacturer? Lifetime? ^_^


-Eric

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