Subject: Re: [FFML] Microsoft Humor
From: "Kergma, The Chaotic Trickster" <kergma@sv.net.au>
Date: 6/12/1996, 4:11 AM
To: fanfic@fanfic.com

On Tue, 11 Jun 1996, Neill Walker wrote:

| From: Kergma, The Chaotic Trickster <kergma@sv.net.au>
| > you discover only one match left.  What do you light first?
| 
| The match.

Yay!!  Now you have bragging rights, too.  And a Spam opener.  It only
works on the electronic version, though.

Yay ;)  Now I guess I'd better riddle ya all ;)

What is the longest and yet the shortest thing in the world; the swiftest 
and the slowest; the most divisible and the most extended; the least 
valued and the most regretted; without which nothing can be done; which 
devours everything, however small and yet gives life and spirit to all 
things, however great?


And some easier ones:

What was it that Adam never had and never saw, yet gave to his children?

What is bought by the metre yet is worn by the foot?

How far can you go into the woods?

Why is Ireland the wealthiest country in the world?

And finally, prove that seven is half of twelve.


                                  ~~~~
       I don't call myself 'The Chaotic Trickster' for nothing ;)

| ( did you know that spam burns when heated? ;) )

Never had it.  I imagine that it heartburns if you eat it, though.  :) 
I had a whole mess of these things lying around... wonder what I did
with 'em.  If I find them, do you guys want to try them?

Flame wars.