Subject: Re: [FFML] Microsoft Humor
From: Marisa Price
Date: 6/12/1996, 12:17 AM
To: fanfic@fanfic.com



On Tue, 11 Jun 1996, Neill Walker wrote:

| From: Marisa Price <marisa@value.net>

| On Tue, 11 Jun 1996, Neill Walker wrote:
| 
| > | Well duh, South.
| > | Peace,
| > | Benn Bollay
| > | gambit@thegrid.net
| > 
| > Yay!  Okay, you get bragging rights.  Now one more.  Sorry for the
spam.
| >  Well, I'm not really sorry, I'm just being polite.
| > 
| > I hope some of you haven't seen this one.  
| > 
| > It's late winter and you're in the woods, struggling to find shelter
| > from the cold and the blowing snow, and maybe something to heat that
can
| > of SPAM you've been carrying around.  You stumble upon an old shack,
| > which appears abandoned.  When you enter, you see that the shack is
| > equipped with a gas stove, a gas oven, a gas furnace, and a
fireplace
| > already filled with wood and tinder.  Searching through your
pockets,
| > you discover only one match left.  What do you light first?
| > 
| > -- 
| 
| the fire because the gas was probably turned off long ago?
| 
| :)
| meebe
| 
| misa

Ack!!  0 for 2 now, Marisa.  Keep trying!  ^_^
-Neill


I still think that the Alaska one made sense.

mc